Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 8:10 pm
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Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
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Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:24 pm
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:36 pm
rip
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:08 pm
StinkyPenisCheese 2 days ago
It's bad enough he's stealing, but he also just completely ruins the material with obnoxious editing, unnecessary background music, and a cornball enthusiasm in his voice. Patrice comes off silly and wise at the same the time. It's hard to explain. He's just endearing, funny, and soulful when he speaks. It's an element of his act and personality that some talentless dorky faggot just can not copy.
It's bad enough he's stealing, but he also just completely ruins the material with obnoxious editing, unnecessary background music, and a cornball enthusiasm in his voice. Patrice comes off silly and wise at the same the time. It's hard to explain. He's just endearing, funny, and soulful when he speaks. It's an element of his act and personality that some talentless dorky faggot just can not copy.
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:14 pm
yeah thanks for explaining that to us mr obvious youtube asshole.. 
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:31 am
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:53 am
yeah that first year of philosophy when they teach you to be a pathologically cynical misogynist 
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:42 am
FVBTVS wrote:yeah that first year of philosophy when they teach you to be a pathologically cynical misogynist
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:03 pm
no, it does. he argues from really weak positions like a man possessed and it's a thing to behold.dominichorton wrote:in my drunken state that comment made a lot of sense ok
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:22 pm
you're a weak position
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:37 pm
Listening through old O&A segments, Patrice is always really excited for then upcoming movies that always come out to be fucking horrible (Battle: Los Angeles, The Last Airbender etc.)
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:19 pm
you learn this one in the first week of philosophy camp as well, jamejames wrote:you're a weak position
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:16 pm
If philosophy is a camp then Patrice is fucking Jason vorhees 
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:51 am
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:04 pm
this made me laugh so fucking hard. making fun of Vos w/ patrice laughing. this shit is so good if you know the crew. all get zingers in. miss him
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u58kY4I8D7I<
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u58kY4I8D7I<
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:43 pm
RIP king.
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:50 pm
10 years
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 5:51 pm
Rich Vos, Bob Kelly, Joe DeRosa, Jim Florentine, Joe Rogan, Colin Quinn, Kurt Metzger, Bill Burr, Amy Schumer, Louis CK, Dave Attell etc.
Deep memories here.
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 8:56 am
I wish he were around today to put some of his dumbass white friends in their place. He would be ripping on Cumia so hard these days.
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 9:25 am
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:32 pm
Here's your problem, director bitch...
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 3:29 pm
if they had a kid it woud've been like a john connor or something
future autarch of the commonwealth of the northern alliance etc
future autarch of the commonwealth of the northern alliance etc
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 3:35 pm
"I never met my dad..."
"Did he die in the future war?"
"No he just walked out the door one day mumbling about the federal reserve and calling me 'funky bitch'..."
"Did he die in the future war?"
"No he just walked out the door one day mumbling about the federal reserve and calling me 'funky bitch'..."
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 12:48 pm
There's a documentary Who Was Patrice O’Neal? - Patrice O’Neal: Killing is Easy
Re: Patrice Oneal had a stroke and is probably dead or dying
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 1:23 pm
That doc had some cool and interesting stuff in it, but it was ultra soft and avoided mentioning a lot of shit. Honestly if someone had never heard of him I'd tell them to avoid it... just because I think it paints a vague and fairly revisionist picture.