Breaking news: Satelite dish repair man feels hurt and betrayed after discovering that playing in a tech-math-screamo-core band won't make him a millionaire, makes feature-length documentary.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:25 am
by Blair
There's plenty of things people have done that have "gotten me talking about them."
...I don't think having me call you a faggot, retard, or manbaby is necessarily a good thing.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:27 am
by Blair
Bored013 wrote:
Necrometer wrote:you guys haven't held any symposia?" [jaw drops even wider than standard apathy-slack]
You remember when metal was made by people too poor to go to college?
Is it wrong that I started ranting like Archie Bunker and calling people art fags when I first read about that symposium on some news site... "All of those people deserve to have their jaws broken by Caller of the Storms!"
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:35 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
I bet that symposium was a real meeting of the minds. Like a fifth Solvay Conference of the 21st century.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:54 am
by Necrometer
AHHHH! yes! those kids are from the suburbs of Columbus OH
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:17 am
by Necrometer
I think it's been well established that - although distant from each other in traditional spacetime - OH and FL are the Earth's hypertaint
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:20 am
by fallbacktostone
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:21 am
by badgevvrecker
florida: americas meth-wang
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:27 am
by fallbacktostone
so i've broken down and begun skipping along the running time of this parade of total delusion
tech-metal < self awareness
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:35 am
by Zerohero
I like the assertion that people in the public are too lazy to put the time into properly studying and absorbing their TOTALLY UNIQUE brand of polyrhythmical math tech varian techtron model 100 atomic absorption double secret probation gypsy atonal inverted chord substitution montony metal.
Dudes...you just aren't that important. If I'm going to study the finer nuances to some noise rock death album, I'll stick with the first tier artists.
Even the band name shows complete lack of creativity and competence.
Car Bomb. OOOOOOOO!!!!!! liek U guyz might EXPLODE you so wildddde
There was alread Nail Bomb, about 1231231 x better than you and that name wasn't so hot either.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:42 am
by fallbacktostone
UNDEAD SPETzNAZ!!
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:47 am
by fallbacktostone
Necrometer wrote:
AHHHH! yes! those kids are from the suburbs of Columbus OH
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:52 am
by Natas
six pages, dudes?
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:07 am
by Zerohero
Natas wrote:six pages, dudes?
so... Carbomb had an influence after all.
The $3422.29 they lost on tour was totally worth it.
The $3422.29 they lost on tour was totally worth it.
Quick band pro tip. Want to save money while on the road?
1. Stop staying at motels...
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:59 am
by Krieg
TheDrunkTankJudge wrote:
Zerohero wrote:
Natas wrote:six pages, dudes?
so... Carbomb had an influence after all.
The $3422.29 they lost on tour was totally worth it.
Quick band pro tip. Want to save money while on the road?
1. Stop staying at motels...
The ironic part is that they still complained about the motel room.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:14 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
It's pretty fucken PØNK RAWK to stay at a motel room with AN UGLY WALLPAPER! Imagine the passion, dedication, and resolve it takes to be willing to sacrifice sleeping amongst aesthetically pleasing walls in order to go on tour and MATH ROCK THE FUCK OUT!
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:21 am
by Frickin' Slayer
i havnt cried this hard n a looong time! phew,wat a relief. nothing better than a gud cry! i woke up feeling a little bit better than i hav n awhile. i had been sobbing all day n night the last few dayz.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:51 am
by soiled depends
Frickin' Slayer wrote:i havnt cried this hard n a looong time! phew,wat a relief. nothing better than a gud cry! i woke up feeling a little bit better than i hav n awhile. i had been sobbing all day n night the last few dayz.
you're so much more awesome when you put this level of effort into it...
you usually don't...
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:01 am
by Geeheeb
Ohio might be the asshole of the universe, but american aftermath is the asshole of metal blogs.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:04 am
by copstache
i can't bring myself to watch more than about five minutes of this piece of shit. when that attack attack "documentary" comes out i'll be all over that
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:29 pm
by Cascade Whore
Ben Falgoust has a jaw line that rivals Teebore's
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:24 pm
by Zerohero
How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:It's pretty fucken PØNK RAWK to stay at a motel room with AN UGLY WALLPAPER! Imagine the passion, dedication, and resolve it takes to be willing to sacrifice sleeping amongst aesthetically pleasing walls in order to go on tour and MATH ROCK THE FUCK OUT!
I'm no interior designer, but I thought the wall paper looked OK, the room looked clean and hotel shower in that one scene looked pretty damn spic n span.
Were they hoping for a presidental suite
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:01 pm
by Necrometer
Bored013 wrote:Emails sent.
Let's see if they have the cojones to reply.
no fucking way... they can't handle a few sour youtube comments - you think they'll do anything but laugh and think "jealous fuckers"? nope
i woke up feeling a little bit better than i hav n awhile. i had been sobbing all day n night the last few dayz.
