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Band playing their music from and iPod strapped to a dog figurine =

Necrometer wrote:the comments are off the charts - "WOW REALLY UPLIFTING"

I submitted a more constructive viewpoint... pending approval

aaaaaaand newer comments than mine have appeared, i.e. the craven fucks censored me - of course I'm not surprised

I've heard of your band and your style of music and they both suck. How self obsessed do you have to be to not notice that people don't come to your shows because youre embarrassing?

Pretty much bullshit acting like No one ever heard of you or your "style of music" when you are on VERY well known label Relapse Records.

That' the only reason I ever heard of 'em.

So...if not on Geffen or RCA, and band tunes aren't on barroom touchtunezz, that = a total unknown band that invented a wholly unique type of music...

Necrometer wrote:

Necrometer wrote:the comments are off the charts - "WOW REALLY UPLIFTING"

I submitted a more constructive viewpoint... pending approval

aaaaaaand newer comments than mine have appeared, i.e. the craven fucks censored me - of course I'm not surprised

censored: ha!

that's like saying it's censorship when you remove a candidates unwanted sign from your lawn.

Zerohero wrote:Pretty much bullshit acting like No one ever heard of you or your "style of music" when you are on VERY well known label Relapse Records.

That' the only reason I ever heard of 'em.

So...if not on Geffen or RCA, and band tunes aren't on barroom touchtunezz, that = a total unknown band that invented a wholly unique type of music...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

and wasted vacation days to play shows they weren't sold out Radio City shows.

i think you, and most people into heavy music, really play up how much the music is even remotely given a fuck about by anyone who's not into metal.

and since most people peripherally into metal are decidedly NOT into metal that strays too far from established paradigms....yeah, i'd say these guys are pretty unknown.

well here comes dummfoc to dummfoc up another fucking thread....

hahaha he thinks political candidates put those signs in people's lawns? what a moron

soiled depends wrote:well here comes dummfoc to dummfoc up another fucking thread....

badgevvrecker wrote:

Zerohero wrote:Pretty much bullshit acting like No one ever heard of you or your "style of music" when you are on VERY well known label Relapse Records.

That' the only reason I ever heard of 'em.

So...if not on Geffen or RCA, and band tunes aren't on barroom touchtunezz, that = a total unknown band that invented a wholly unique type of music...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

and wasted vacation days to play shows they weren't sold out Radio City shows.

i think you, and most people into heavy music, really play up how much the music is even remotely given a fuck about by anyone who's not into metal.

and since most people peripherally into metal are decidedly NOT into metal that strays too far from established paradigms....yeah, i'd say these guys are pretty unknown.

Well sure, I don't think any of the girls in my office know who Immolation or Suffocation or Morbid Anglee is, but those bands are able to fill a clun pretty well and not weep about taking days off from the salt mines to tour.

Looking for crossover appeal outside metal is even more proposterous for some uber-extremo format of noisy racket.

not arguing FOR carbomb here, just saying metal isn't as widespread as most jerkoffs like to pretend it is. If you're playing music in america and you plan is to be anything less than absolutely and fully fulfilled by your day job: you're fucking up.

soiled depends wrote:RISE LORD HITLER

Fuckin' A!!

badgevvrecker wrote:not arguing FOR carbomb here, just saying metal isn't as widespread as most jerkoffs like to pretend it is. If you're playing music in america and you plan is to be anything less than absolutely and fully fulfilled by your day job: you're fucking up.

I think it's lack of popularity is the appeal of it for lots of misanthropic fellows. The old "justin beberlake sucks I listen to Pig Vomit Innerds" at the high school lunchroom shock n talk is still alive.

Even Slayer were never Van Halen.

anyway just bullshittin' around, we all agree carbomb are losers.

Watched parts of it but my desire to see Greg Ginn circa 1982 appear and slap the fuck out of them didn't transpire...

I was embarrassed reading that article....then I saw the movie poster...

The timetable just hit me... for a second I'd thought "oh, their luck probably turns around once they get signed", but these fucks were signed to Relapse BEFORE any of the stupid zero-rent bullshit of the documentary took place. What a pile of redundant chomosomes.

the fuck

I hate humanity.

I hear metal's a tough business......

I laughed at the footage of the promoters who shafted them in Chicago, specially that Kristy girl, just to find during the credits that they were not the real people and they were actors.

Fuck you Car Bomb.

Wake me up when someone's shot a video of Jack Koshick burried up to his neck while people take turns shitting on his face, then he's buried alive sandwiched between the exhumed corpses of Don Decker and Seth Putnam

What a depressing movie. I'm just surprised at how naive the guys from carbomb seem...

nomb wrote:I'm just surprised at how naive the guys from carbomb seem...

I totally agree. I only watched the first twenty minutes... but I've become curious if the clueless outlook presented is something deliberately put on at the outset in the name of a "plot" where the resolution is found in realizing something along the lines of "our art is super important regardless of how bad we are at drawing a crowd. Did anyone finish this thing to help me verify this?

OK, I just watched the last few minutes... around 54:00 they are interviewing yet another satellite engineer coworker* and he's bitching about the fascinating trade-off between creating the shitty music you love and not getting swamped with groupies... fucking terrible

*it turns out this was Richard Christie

HAHAHA around 58:00 Lamb of God guy goes "so we were speaking of Nietzsche ... there's another guy who loved Nietzsche ... he was called Hitler"

Crowbar wrote:

watched most of this.. what a dumb documentary. I blame Patlapse for encouraging them to be signed in the first place.. they should have stayed as a shitty local long island band.

oh.. but at least they have their "legacy" as inventing a new genre of music..