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been stuck on how shitty new helmet is and how long its been that shitty

the kind of shitty that makes you q whether they were ever good to begin with like water damage just seeping in everywhere fucking everything up backward in time

That Ministry video is embarrassing, as is the lyrics that seem like they're written by a 9th grader. The music is pretty reminiscent of Psalm 69 and Filth Pig, so it's not that offensive to me? But goddamn, those lyrics (and video) make it unlistenable.

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Wed Nov 08, 2023 4:48 pm been stuck on how shitty new helmet is and how long its been that shitty

the kind of shitty that makes you q whether they were ever good to begin with like water damage just seeping in everywhere fucking everything up backward in time

I was going to say that EBA should try listening to Meantime or Betty to see what Helmet was like, but decided against it for that very reason. It's weird, because I saw Helmet in late '95 and they played some new material which sounded great. But by the time the next album (Aftertaste) came out, it sounded antiquated compared to Fixation on a Co-Worker which I had been listening to for a while.

I listened to Aftertaste this morning, something I considered pretty mediocre... and it's not bad. It's funny to hear how much Floor/Torche ripped the vocal harmonies in retrospect.

the andre 3000 flute album sucks shit

man, I listened to the first minute of that ministry song and it sounded super weird, like it was filtered through some digital tin can. "when is this song really gonna kick in?!?" then I realized my headphones weren't plugged in all the way

Hunter wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 8:26 amThat Ministry video is embarrassing, as is the lyrics that seem like they're written by a 9th grader. The music is pretty reminiscent of Psalm 69 and Filth Pig, so it's not that offensive to me? But goddamn, those lyrics (and video) make it unlistenable.

let's also ask the bigger question: why do they make lyric videos for songs with the dumbest lyrics?

I don't think any of you guys are crass enough to listen to melodic death metal lately, but this Kalmah song talks about jesus christ (literally name-drops the guy) and has the line "hip hip hooray / glory to the human race"

that song is NOT a skip for me, so I guess it takes a lot for the lyrics to tip the scales

if new helmet is so bad that it can make early helmet suck in retrospect...

then maybe old ministry was so good that all future ministry is forgiven ?

i'm sure i'd be begging for mercy if i were forced to listen to a nowadays ministry album

Necrometer wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 10:45 pm man, I listened to the first minute of that ministry song and it sounded super weird, like it was filtered through some digital tin can. "when is this song really gonna kick in?!?" then I realized my headphones weren't plugged in all the way

Hunter wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 8:26 amThat Ministry video is embarrassing, as is the lyrics that seem like they're written by a 9th grader. The music is pretty reminiscent of Psalm 69 and Filth Pig, so it's not that offensive to me? But goddamn, those lyrics (and video) make it unlistenable.

let's also ask the bigger question: why do they make lyric videos for songs with the dumbest lyrics?

I don't think any of you guys are crass enough to listen to melodic death metal lately, but this Kalmah song talks about jesus christ (literally name-drops the guy) and has the line "hip hip hooray / glory to the human race"

that song is NOT a skip for me, so I guess it takes a lot for the lyrics to tip the scales

Oh man, that Kalmah video is rough. If I were to hear the song alone, I wouldn't think twice about the lyrics. But when they're presented in a read-along fashion, sandwiched by swooping 3D renders of their logo... OOOF.

Hunter wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 8:26 am I listened to Aftertaste this morning, something I considered pretty mediocre... and it's not bad. It's funny to hear how much Floor/Torche ripped the vocal harmonies in retrospect.

I've never listened to helmut so this is kind of interesting. i was listening to floor s/t the other day and was thinking like "they kind of made up a new type of music huh?"

why does this genre produce the fruit that it produces?? There is nothing like it in the world and I feel like I've seen it all

bedroom black metal goofballs don't compare to this, noise music retards don't compare to this

and there are literally hundreds of these guys

I'm a bedroom noisecore harsh noise gorenoise and harsh noise retard. I must have like 60 extra chromosomes

this isn't parody, for the sake of clarity

good god

So the last EBA posts get into the philosophy of bad taste

Are bad ideas competently executed more or less tolerable than bad ideas poorly executed

Would we create a Nobel Prize for child molestation

Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:48 am
Would we create a Nobel Prize for child molestation

Considering that Pretty Baby got nominated for an Oscar, probably.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Baby_(1978_film)

Boomers make the worst fucking commercials

What IS it you decaying old fucking ghoul

Is it gonna be a Gorillaz thing where you go to a concert and AI holograms are playing?

Gene gas been talking about "franchising" KISS for years.... like the actual members retire but the concerts continue, with the roles being played by younger musicians

Never let him forget this abominatonheresey

LOLOL

nobody's going to pay money for CGI kiss - I'd bet anything this was an NFT project at first and then they realized NFTs are useless so they are not talking about that aspect

I just stumbled across this clip of ol' CHAIM WITZ peddling random horseshit merch on conan decades ago

once i realized how much he reminds me of trump and trump reminds me of him i couldn't unsee it

how is KISS not part of the daily 10 minute hate on twitter every day?