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Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:10 pm
by Gunther
are holmes and watson going to be getting it on now? is there a way to set ebooks on fire?
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:23 pm
by riley-o
Call me a prude if you must but I've never felt that what was really lacking in Moby Dick was a bunch of trashy dimestore romance novel sex scenes between Ishmael and Queequeg.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:44 pm
by Necrometer
Pisscubes wrote:I'm sort of a hypocrite though cause if after the success of Jurrasic Park they had gone back and put dinosaurs in all these books, I probably wouldn't be complaining.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:46 pm
by DR. THRAXX
If they made a Tale Of Two Cities with leather daddy dinosaurs....$$$$$$
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:39 pm
by Pastor of Muppets
Pride and prejudice with zombies
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:45 am
by copstache
went to wal-mart to buy ammo, nearly tripped over this monstrosity
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:59 am
by BUNGVOX
remember the good ol' days of 'penthouse forum'?
remember that shit?
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:05 pm
by Zerohero
I can't get into this thread with that stellar FUCK A DOG OR HORSE thing competing.
If that author can turn housewife's into two-headed snake fuckers, then I've got to say she MUST be a good writer. Until then, ZZZZzzzzzz
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:10 pm
by Kurt Russell's Beard
Pisscubes wrote:BUNGVOX wrote:remember the good ol' days of 'penthouse forum'?
remember that shit?
Forum may have actually been written better...
Yup.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:35 pm
by Necrometer
so my sweetie was enraged by the stupidity of the first book by its conclusion, and refuses to read any more of the series; I am simultaneously proud/relieved and a little bit bummed that she won't have more stupid gems to share... I already mined plenty of them (from books 2+3) for this thread, but I wanted it to be a journey of derision we'd take together
anyway I told her to read hitchhiker's guide next and she is loving it so I think her brain will be OK after all
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:43 pm
by BUNGVOX
Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Pisscubes wrote:BUNGVOX wrote:remember the good ol' days of 'penthouse forum'?
remember that shit?
Forum may have actually been written better...
Yup.
absolutely....i shot so many loads to those books.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:56 pm
by Necrometer
Have we really got such short memories? Do we need to be reminded why book-burning is a bad idea?
Apparently so, because a women’s refuge in the north east has announced that it will be making a bonfire of copies of the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey and there doesn’t seem to have been much of an outcry.
Clare Phillipson, of Wearside Women in Need, said the sado-masochistic theme of the book was 'vile' and urged women to drop off copies to her office for a bonfire on November 5.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... z24VlRZijF
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:22 am
by riley-o
Funny this thread came back up, this is the cover photo of one of the goofball morons who trains at my club
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:25 am
by Necrometer
poor uggo
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:28 am
by Cascade Whore
copstache wrote:
went to wal-mart to buy ammo, nearly tripped over this monstrosity
[*insert super obvious joke about using the display for target practice on the way out of the store*]
Or:
....And yet poor Joan Rivers has to fight the power to have her masterpiece sold at Costco
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:37 am
by riley-o
Necrometer wrote:poor uggo
"50 Shades of Grey -- 3 days of can't-put-it-down reading !"
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:43 am
by fallbacktostone
riley-o wrote:Necrometer wrote:poor uggo
"50 Shades of Grey -- 3 days of can't-put-it-down reading !"
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:48 am
by Necrometer
there's probably plenty of
and to be fair it can take women longer to get off,
oh! this reminds me: Cosmopolis has the Edward vampire (inspiration for the dude in this originally-Twilight-fan-fic book) actor playing a young millionaire fancy lad - I hope 50SoG fanmoms wander into that movie and get really confused and mad
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:00 am
by fallbacktostone
i counted 10-12 females walking out (with untold/uncounted numbers of male dates etc) before the midpoint of the movie. there weren't a lot of people when it started and there were maybe 10 of us when it was over. tons of awful nervous 'this is SO weird' type laughter at things that weren't jokes. one fat weird dude wearing no shoes started snoring loud as fuck and i had to wake him up twice (true story) because no one would go near him.
it was pretty tedious and disorienting for those types of people though. it wasnt surprising at all. but there was enough sex and uncomfortable situations that i thought they'd be more entertained than they were..
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:08 am
by Necrometer
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:04 pm
by Fighting Uruk-Hai
riley-o wrote:Funny this thread came back up, this is the cover photo of one of the goofball morons who trains at my club
Is it the girl in the middle?
More please.
Oh.
My kid was wandering around my parents' house this weekend and I was keeping an eye on him. Saw this book next to my parents' bed.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:06 pm
by riley-o
Nah it's a dude. I have no idea who them bitches is
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:12 pm
by james
Big old pile of these books stocked immediately inside the entrance of my local Wal-Mart. Right next to the giant pallets of bottled water and discount potato chips. Fucking surreal. I have to say though, I absolutely love the idea of deviant sexuality being so casually and overtly commodified. Impulse buy items... batteries, gum, lighter, anal prolapse book. America is healing
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:12 pm
by caldwell.the.great
the girl in the middle is takin' mental notes
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:16 pm
by Fighting Uruk-Hai