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featherboa wrote:I'll have one of yourrrrr......

hahaha yesss

BTW "review submitted" means I turned in the review article I was writing - a huge amount of work to summarize recent developments in some field

man i want to watch that one so bad. thats the only episode (thus far) that i havent been able to watch.

Ray wrote:i like when she becomes a cop

I still love the part where they show a shot of the house with the sound of Homer yelling, "YOU DID WHAT!?!?" followed by Bart saying, "So I borrowed your nail clipper, so what?" And Homer replying, "Sorry, I'm still on edge after your mother told me she became a cop." Genius.

"horse, not wearing diaper"

Treehouse of Horror III

and Homer at the Bat

I have to say this thread has gotten me constantly thinking about classic Simpsons episodes, and I'm surprised there are only a couple of mentions of Itchy and Scratchy Land:

Bort License Plates
"OK, throw her in the hole!"
"OK, let's make a pact. This is going to be the best vacation ever, or we'll all agree to disband and join other families"
"Nothing can possi-BLY go wrong"
Scratchtasia

C'mon, man...there are way better jokes to pick from that episode than the "possi-BLIE" one.

- Itchy and Scratchy money
- TGI McScratchy's
- "Attention, Marge Simpson: we have arrested your older, balder, fatter son"

Then again, I'm a simple man and I always tell myself that I parked in the Itchy Lot when I park anywhere.

"The bartender even looks like John Travolta!"
"Yeah, looks like ....................."

Tony Twist wrote: "Yeah, looks like ....................."

i still say this line once a month for whatever reason i can find..

Marge: It must be so nice celebrating New Year's over and over.
Waiter: Please kill me.

fallbacktostone wrote:

Tony Twist wrote: "Yeah, looks like ....................."

i still say this line once a month for whatever reason i can find..

holy shit, so do i.

and this..

"ey mouze, zay cheez"

Bart: Can I use your club?
Lou: We don't call it a club, son. We call it a baton.
Bart: Yeah? What's it for?
Lou: Clubbin' people.

Ray wrote:

fallbacktostone wrote:

Tony Twist wrote: "Yeah, looks like ....................."

i still say this line once a month for whatever reason i can find..

holy shit, so do i.

As do I, among a few others great Simpsons one-liners.

my top quotable is "I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate..."

dental plan

you asshole

"God bless those pagans."

"do you want your son to become chief justice of the supreme court, or a sleazy male stripper?"
"can't he be both like the late earl warren?"
"earl warren wasn't a stripper!"
"now who's being naive?"

"Hello, Mayor Quimby. I just want to warn you that accidents will happen... such as the killing of you, by us."

the old man and the lisa I guess

In Colonel Homer, Marge is talking to Homer while he puts on a tie and not listening to her. He gives a bunch of automatic responses like, "Uh-huh," "That's great!" etc. Finally:

Marge: "You're not even listening to me..."
Homer: "Sure they will!"

I try to use this whenever the situation presents itself.