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Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:02 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
fallbacktostone wrote:standing on escalators
Ugh. FUCK PEOPLE THAT DO THIS!
It's accepted practice that if you're a lazy fat or elderly you stand on the right so people may walk on the left. I get off at the one escalator in the city every morning where no one understands this. Also, I've seen asses so fat on that escalator it takes up the entire width.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:09 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
fallbacktostone wrote:standing on left-side of the escalators
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:15 pm
by Blair
All blockages of high traffic paths by standing, looking around, confusion, slow walking, or erratic side-to-side walking.
Anyone who thinks their cargo is deserving of a seat on public transit.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:28 pm
by The Bill
ThePhillyExperiment wrote:fallbacktostone wrote:standing on left-side of the escalators
Here Here!! Escalators aren't a social gathering of the juggalos. If you must speak to your traveling companion than stand in front of them.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:56 pm
by glovefullavaseline
Blair wrote:Anyone who thinks their cargo is deserving of a seat on public transit.
the worst is when homeless pieces of shit giving their stinky bags full of cans and bottles a seat.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:52 pm
by The Bill
glovefullavaseline wrote:Blair wrote:Anyone who thinks their cargo is deserving of a seat on public transit.
the worst is when homeless pieces of shit giving their stinky bags full of cans and bottles a seat.
I love the terrible smelling homeless guy in a subway car. I crack up so hard watching people's expressions change as "the whiff" hits their nostrils.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:27 pm
by canon.docre
Blair wrote:All blockages of high traffic paths by standing, looking around, confusion, slow walking, or erratic side-to-side walking.
Anyone who thinks their cargo is deserving of a seat on public transit.
I have yet for someone to refuse me a seat when I say "can I sit here?" while pointing at their backpack or shopping bags. Take your life into your own hands, Blair. I know you have it in you.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:32 pm
by glovefullavaseline
The Bill wrote:I love the terrible smelling homeless guy
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:35 pm
by Blair
I always ask for a seat and I always get it, although some folks are babies about it and act huffy.
Still a dick move to pull when there's folks standing
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:55 pm
by riley-o
On that topic, people who don't stand for the elderly
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:05 am
by barfingawesome
Usually black older women standing right in the middle of the entrance way into a grocery store. Fixing their purse and wiping down a cart at their slow ass leisure. Have they learned anything about fucking life? The next time this happens I'd love to say something, but I always talk myself into thinking its the coffee.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:06 am
by Zap Rowsdower
riley-o wrote:On that topic, people who don't stand for the elderly
Irrationally angry. People who don't do that justifiably deserve a beating.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:10 am
by NoOpinionButThis
smellmyfinger wrote:Forgetting something and having to drive back home to get it. Nothing is worse than getting 2 blocks from home and realizing you forgot your phone or something.
WHAT? who...2 blocks? you can't park your car and come back? how long are those blocks? i'm fat AND really fucking lazy, and it takes 20...TWENTY (20) blocks before I feel the need for wheels.
Ohhhhh, you are an adult, I'm guessing? You are an adult because you have a kid or something?
Oh, well. By all means, shit all over everything. Shit
hard.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:12 am
by riley-o
He's saying he gets two blocks into his journey from home and remembers he forgot something and has to turn and go back, not that his entire journey is two blocks
Fucking dumb junkie whore
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:20 am
by NoOpinionButThis
pfft, get with the times, Rye-rye. I now believe that all people should wait to do heroin until they are 40, or if they become terminally ill before then. Nobody can do drugs of that
caliber without forfeiting something (in most cases, youth/vitality/PRIME) and making it more difficult to eventually expire painlessly.
Here's a picture of my cervix.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:30 am
by glovefullavaseline
does your cervix make you irrationally angry?
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:31 am
by riley-o
It made me exactly the predictable amount of ill..
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:31 am
by NoOpinionButThis
I had a biopsy done today, so with any luck I am completely cancer-ridden. I'll find out soon enough!
Doctor said it's very unlikely.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:32 am
by NoOpinionButThis
riley-o wrote:It made me exactly the predictable amount of ill..
What the...you should just like, uh, emo-block me or whatever they call the individu-banning feature here.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:59 am
by Krieg
NoOpinionButThis wrote:smellmyfinger wrote:Forgetting something and having to drive back home to get it. Nothing is worse than getting 2 blocks from home and realizing you forgot your phone or something.
WHAT? who...2 blocks? you can't park your car and come back? how long are those blocks? i'm fat AND really fucking lazy, and it takes 20...TWENTY (20) blocks before I feel the need for wheels.
Ohhhhh, you are an adult, I'm guessing? You are an adult because you have a kid or something?
Oh, well. By all means, shit all over everything. Shit
hard.
You are fucking retarded. Hey I forgot my cell phone at home, I will park here, walk back home, pick the cell phone up, walk back to my car and continue my journey. Why? Because I am not a lazy prick and I am an adult.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:14 am
by NoOpinionButThis
i STILL THINK YOU ARE LAZY ASSHOLES
ALSO DEPENDENT ON YOUR PHONE
GO GET SOME FUKCING FOOD AT THE STORE AND COME HOME
FUCK
WHAT IF IT WAS STILL THE 90S?
FUUUUCK
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:35 am
by Krieg
NoOpinionButThis wrote:i STILL THINK YOU ARE LAZY ASSHOLES
ALSO DEPENDENT ON YOUR PHONE
GO GET SOME FUKCING FOOD AT THE STORE AND COME HOME
FUCK
WHAT IF IT WAS STILL THE 90S?
FUUUUCK
There were cellphones in the 90s you fucking retard.
We get dependent on cellphones because that's nowadays the standard way to locate you. In the pre-cellphone era people would keep multiple land-line numbers in order to locate you (home, work, friends, usual bars, etc), but nowadays things changed. I can't change the world you idiot. Just yesterday my kid got sick in the kindergarten and I had to pick her up and take her to the pediatrician, at the same moment my wife was having a minor operation, I had to re-arrange plans and get my mother to meet me at the pediatrician and stay with my daughter while I went back and pick up the wife, then went back and pick up my mother and kid and go to the other kindergarten to pick up the other kid. Everything neatly arranged with cellphone calls. Cellphones are just a tool. Fuck you.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:38 am
by NoOpinionButThis
I'm falling asleep.
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:03 am
by a world of no
Re: things that make you irrationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:32 am
by doubleblumpkin
caldwell.the.great wrote:motherfuckers honking their horns at stop lights because cars refuse to hang a left through tons of oncoming traffic.
You wouldn't last very long in LA.
