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The fucking ridiculous pants-sagging has to stop. People are just wearing their pants around their knees now. This motherfucker was in front of me at 7-11 this morning and nearly sent me into a blind rage.

Umm... pretty much everything.
All the time.

Krieg wrote:

NoOpinionButThis wrote:

smellmyfinger wrote:Forgetting something and having to drive back home to get it. Nothing is worse than getting 2 blocks from home and realizing you forgot your phone or something.

WHAT? who...2 blocks? you can't park your car and come back? how long are those blocks? i'm fat AND really fucking lazy, and it takes 20...TWENTY (20) blocks before I feel the need for wheels.

Ohhhhh, you are an adult, I'm guessing? You are an adult because you have a kid or something?

Oh, well. By all means, shit all over everything. Shit hard.

You are fucking retarded. Hey I forgot my cell phone at home, I will park here, walk back home, pick the cell phone up, walk back to my car and continue my journey. Why? Because I am not a lazy prick and I am an adult.

OH my fucking god you asshats I was saying 2 blocks, but it's the exact distance, WTF is wrong with you people. Yeah I'd park my carr and walk back home Jezzus christ Think what you say before you jump all over my shit.

Fung Tunt wrote:

NoOpinionButThis wrote:i STILL THINK YOU ARE LAZY ASSHOLES


ALSO DEPENDENT ON YOUR PHONE

GO GET SOME FUKCING FOOD AT THE STORE AND COME HOME


FUCK

WHAT IF IT WAS STILL THE 90S?

FUUUUCK

Get your fucking eggshell skull stomped you worthless shefocc...

No fucking shit. How does it feel to miss the point every fucking time?

Disgusting pig.

smellmyfinger wrote:

Krieg wrote:

NoOpinionButThis wrote:

smellmyfinger wrote:Forgetting something and having to drive back home to get it. Nothing is worse than getting 2 blocks from home and realizing you forgot your phone or something.

WHAT? who...2 blocks? you can't park your car and come back? how long are those blocks? i'm fat AND really fucking lazy, and it takes 20...TWENTY (20) blocks before I feel the need for wheels.

Ohhhhh, you are an adult, I'm guessing? You are an adult because you have a kid or something?

Oh, well. By all means, shit all over everything. Shit hard.

You are fucking retarded. Hey I forgot my cell phone at home, I will park here, walk back home, pick the cell phone up, walk back to my car and continue my journey. Why? Because I am not a lazy prick and I am an adult.

OH my fucking god you asshats I was saying 2 blocks, but it's the exact distance, WTF is wrong with you people. Yeah I'd park my carr and walk back home Jezzus christ Think what you say before you jump all over my shit.

Are you a retard as well?

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:The fucking ridiculous pants-sagging has to stop. People are just wearing their pants around their knees now. This motherfucker was in front of me at 7-11 this morning and nearly sent me into a blind rage.

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I think it's that nblacks like showing off their dicks to each other and walk like a constipated penguin.

Krieg wrote:

smellmyfinger wrote:

Krieg wrote:

NoOpinionButThis wrote:

smellmyfinger wrote:Forgetting something and having to drive back home to get it. Nothing is worse than getting 2 blocks from home and realizing you forgot your phone or something.

WHAT? who...2 blocks? you can't park your car and come back? how long are those blocks? i'm fat AND really fucking lazy, and it takes 20...TWENTY (20) blocks before I feel the need for wheels.

Ohhhhh, you are an adult, I'm guessing? You are an adult because you have a kid or something?

Oh, well. By all means, shit all over everything. Shit hard.

You are fucking retarded. Hey I forgot my cell phone at home, I will park here, walk back home, pick the cell phone up, walk back to my car and continue my journey. Why? Because I am not a lazy prick and I am an adult.

OH my fucking god you asshats I was saying 2 blocks, but it's the exact distance, WTF is wrong with you people. Yeah I'd park my carr and walk back home Jezzus christ Think what you say before you jump all over my shit.

Are you a retard as well?

No I'm not. I'm also not an asshole who feels the need to jump all over people for no reason. quit cyberbullying me.

How do they run from the cops with their pants like that?

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:How do they run from the cops with their pants like that?

I think it's some sort of retarded fashion illusion to hid obscenely long and thin legs versus a thicker shorter torso. Bunch of nblacks born to look like Stiltman:

Zap Rowsdower wrote: This:

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That people can't rep the band they went to see at their own show without feeling Piven Guilt? Me too.

Not getting any acknowledgement when you hold the door for someone. I will seriously be pissed off at this all goddamn day.

delmuerte wrote:Not getting any acknowledgement when you hold the door for someone. I will seriously be pissed off at this all goddamn day.

this X1000

you just have to be ready to tell them they're welcome whether they acknowledge it or not. its the only way to save your day.

"no it's my pleasure." or else your entire day is fucked

delmuerte wrote:Not getting any acknowledgement when you hold the door for someone. I will seriously be pissed off at this all goddamn day.

If there's two doors and they don't say anything after the first, I just open the second one enough to squeeze my body through...

Yeah. There's no way this won't come across as petty, but I have (after holding the door to no response) jogged to the elevator just to get in there to close the door on them.

I hate it when vandals sneak into your bed and stick a dead monkey under your covers and then smear feces all over the walls you just painted.

That really gets my dander up.

This thread is 99% completely rational anger. Besides pretty much Johnny's initial post these are all things that are pretty rational and widely accept as anger inducing acts. Hating mustard in a vengeful way or being mad at a chicken for being brown, these are more irrational things. Trust me, there's no logic in hating a brown chicken.

Zerohero wrote:I hate it when vandals sneak into your bed and stick a dead monkey under your covers and then smear feces all over the walls you just painted.

That really gets my dander up.

LIke this, this is the kind of complete lack of rationality that only ZH can muster.

one more thing about transit before we get back on track; I fucking despise when old asian people push to get onto the train before everyone else has gotten off. Are there no such things as manners in china?

mike soiled depends clark

glovefullavaseline wrote:one more thing about transit before we get back on track; I fucking despise when old asian people push to get onto the train before everyone else has gotten off. Are there no such things as manners in china?

It's a cultural thing, that's what they do over there. Everybody's seen this video:

People with acoustic guitars
People wearing fedoras

The Beatles

that china train video makes my fucking skin crawl

Blumpy and Blair are on track... I'm talking about things that have zero impact on your life other than the fact that they really really piss you off... maybe I should have been more specific.

I added one to my list a few minutes ago... when you're in a restaurant and somebody asks the server to describe a dish WHEN THERE'S A CLEAR FUCKING DESCRIPTION OF IT PRINTED ON THE FUCKING MENU! Die.