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Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:51 pm
by postaddiction
Zap Rowsdower wrote:Raw Ting wrote:
really? used
Also someone saying "hashtag".
I was just listening to a phone system tell me to press "Number sign," and it made me ponder the superiority of referring to the symbol as "The Pound Sign." I want to go around verbalizing hashtags now by yelling "POUND" in front of buzzwords.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:08 pm
by Geeheeb
calling fluffy snaredrum tickling a blastbeat
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:39 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Cascade Whore wrote:milkmandan wrote:Artisan
everything being "chipotle"
Also: I hate/love your face
Or craft. Fucking "artisan" or "craft"
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:56 pm
by Cascade Whore
Geeheeb wrote:calling fluffy snaredrum tickling a blastbeat
Which do you hate more:
1)gravity blasts
2)tappers
3)the scrambled egg thing Hoak does
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:10 pm
by Scumfucker
I can't stand it when people call each other "bruh" instead of "bro".
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:19 pm
by altars of radness
I'm pretty sick of hearing the word "narrative" whenever I watch something news-y.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:40 pm
by Necrometer
Cascade Whore wrote:Also: I hate/love your face
>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBSO4alvfGE<
what the hell is that familiar triplety, descending chord progression at the end of the main/verse riff?
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:28 am
by Toxicarius
spoopy
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:13 am
by Zerohero
postaddiction wrote:"A thing," as in "I didn't know that was a thing now."
young shaver interviewed on sports talk radio this morning, when talking about HIS BEARD said
"yeah My beard's become a thing"
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:23 am
by chris narcosis
BELLENDS FROM PUFFLAND AKA SHITNAILER CITY PONCIN AROUND WITH A DIKHEAD DRINK LIKE A PROPER FLOUNCEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THESE BALLS OF CUM GOIN UP AN THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE SAYIN SHITE LIKE
'I'm gonna get like, a drink?' OR 'I'm stood outside the pub,? like, waiting?'
CUNTLIPS HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHERE YER STOOD ARE YA BLIND DON KIDDICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:43 am
by d.hellion
Necrometer wrote:Cascade Whore wrote:Also: I hate/love your face
>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBSO4alvfGE<
what the hell is that familiar triplety, descending chord progression at the end of the main/verse riff?
the cure?
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:06 pm
by Necrometer
YES! thank you! I had a flash of The Cure recognition this morning and got as far as "it isn't
Friday I'm in Love"
this is hilarious to me
>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9hOFOgqOds<
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:54 pm
by d.hellion
I went to youtube and did Fire In Cairo, then gave up.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:12 pm
by \m/Johnny\m/
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:15 pm
by Necrometer
d.hellion wrote:I went to youtube and did Fire In Cairo, then gave up.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:20 pm
by BUNGVOX
twerk / twerking
fuck you.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:25 pm
by Geeheeb
ross already has a skinhead past and is now posting nazi band vids?
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:38 pm
by Necrometer
one high school friend gobbled that stuff up for shock value
I dare you to read through the comments on that video...
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:02 pm
by hipster holocaust
Their cover of "Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" is...y'know, I'm not even posting it.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:51 am
by FVBTVS
cray cray
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:49 am
by nomb
sitch (situation)
resto (restaurant)
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:58 am
by Blair
Pisscubes wrote:I think I'm pretty enraged over how every fucking article in the Gawker/Jezebel Blog family has the exact same kind of language. A lot of it has been dropped in this thread-- "Worsst/Best [thing] EVER", "_____ does ____ because" (Like "Male Priest disrobes little girls because PATRIARCHY), Ending an article title with the parenthetic "(No, Seriously), over-use of EPIC and WIN, etc.
It's not even the use of any of them specifically, just that every article uses this stuff and none of them have their own voice. It's a really shitty kind of cut and paste writing and it sucks.
Contemporary lazy smug/ironic detachment.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:52 pm
by postaddiction
"Jelly" for jealous. The contexts for these are the worst, too.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:58 pm
by Raw Ting
postaddiction wrote:"Jelly" for jealous. The contexts for these are the worst, too.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:41 am
by Raw Ting
forgot a major culprit until i was just reminded of it twice in a row. bitches using "just" too much, and in a wrong way.
"I just love these guys!"
i've noticed this A LOT lately