Naked lady going crazy and smashing up Outback Steakhouse. Cool enough in my opinion to be the inciting incident in the formation of a new religion or political party.
At first I thought this was a 19 year old girl with an amazing body, turns out its a 52 year old woman named TINA. Boner confusion.
This rules because TINA is slang for meth; like if you were trying to be slick you might tell someone "im going to be partying with Dave and TINA later tonight. "
Naked lady going crazy and smashing up Outback Steakhouse. Cool enough in my opinion to be the inciting incident in the formation of a new religion or political party.
At first I thought this was a 19 year old girl with an amazing body, turns out its a 52 year old woman named TINA. Boner confusion.
This rules because TINA is slang for meth; like if you were trying to be slick you might tell someone "im going to be partying with Dave and TINA later tonight. "
Wonder if any of the cops violated her fuck hole?
I would have.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:14 pm
by Whee of the Dead
Mother of Girls Allegedly Dumped at Sea by Vengeful Dad Bares Her Anguish
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2021 2:57 pm
by the awesome Assassin
Fresh cut... Grass cam...
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:44 pm
by cxwx
R.I.P. JOHNATHAN DAVIS MaCOFEE
1442-437BC
Creator of world renowned anti virus software. Libertarain philosopher. (Pictured here at the masturbation aficionado conference of 1962 in Santiago Chile. ) The Most Interesting Man In The World
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2021 1:55 pm
by the awesome Assassin
I think Lord Bagel faked his death and is now my new neighbor...
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2021 3:20 pm
by cxwx
That guy is too thin.
He has too much hair.
His head is 10 times too small.
You’re an idiot, shut up Mitch.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2021 11:38 pm
by kevin hash
Your posts always suck mitch. Get your shit together.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 4:35 pm
by cxwx
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:40 pm
by TheGreaseAlsoRises
fag builds pool for bums: bums proceed to stab him to death. Bums violent psychos news at 11
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:56 pm
by cxwx
TheGreaseAlsoRises wrote: ↑Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:40 pm
Those fags from Sabian really are bunch of goofs with their fruity new logo
I totally agree meatlease. It must be cultural Marxism to blame for that gender fluid faux edgy font.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 7:09 am
by Warpsmasher
New Helloween studio album with the full reunion lineup including all 3 singers.
The intro is 100% pure South of Heaven, I love it. This band is still dangerous believe it or not. There are some throwaway tracks, but the good stuff is really good, and it's probably their best album since Better Than Raw. Cheesy self referencing lyrics and artwork aside, that is. I can forgive a little bit of old timer fauxpas here though. I love that they self-titled the album, that is so fitting after everything and everyone they've been through.
Uli Kusch was my favorite drummer for the band, but at least his leaving led to a Helloween album with Mikkey Dee (Rabbit Don't Come Easy - 2003). How's that for a buried gemstone.
I was jazzed enough about this landmark return to form to order my very first Helloween shirt, from their official merch store. I got this one, because Judge Dredd:
It's from the cover of the Future World single, 1987...which came out right after Among the Living/I Am The Law. Useless metal/comics trivia.
...then I saw the leggings, which I just found too hilarious not to post:
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 12:21 pm
by cxwx
Warpsmasher wrote: ↑Thu Jul 08, 2021 7:09 am
New Helloween studio album with the full reunion lineup including all 3 singers.
The intro is 100% pure South of Heaven, I love it. This band is still dangerous believe it or not. There are some throwaway tracks, but the good stuff is really good, and it's probably their best album since Better Than Raw. Cheesy self referencing lyrics and artwork aside, that is. I can forgive a little bit of old timer fauxpas here though. I love that they self-titled the album, that is so fitting after everything and everyone they've been through.
Uli Kusch was my favorite drummer for the band, but at least his leaving led to a Helloween album with Mikkey Dee (Rabbit Don't Come Easy - 2003). How's that for a buried gemstone.
I was jazzed enough about this landmark return to form to order my very first Helloween shirt, from their official merch store. I got this one, because Judge Dredd:
It's from the cover of the Future World single, 1987...which came out right after Among the Living/I Am The Law. Useless metal/comics trivia.
...then I saw the leggings, which I just found too hilarious not to post:
If I send you my copy of “Hollows Eve” will you rub your balls on it and mail it back to me?
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:14 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Warpsmasher wrote: ↑Thu Jul 08, 2021 7:09 am
New Helloween studio album with the full reunion lineup including all 3 singers.
Hahahahaha!! I had no idea! What the fuck thats amazing
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 2:40 pm
by cxwx
I only ever got into “keeper of the seven keys part 1” Some kid in 9th grade made a mix tape that had that “I’m alive” song I used to listen to over and over again.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 11:21 am
by godofdeadlydeath
I like 3-4 songs off every Helloween record and love everything through Keepers Part II. I saw the reunion tour in Worcester and caught a Kai Hansen pick. Tremendous show and I'd go see them again but not really digging the new album that much.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 5:20 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Appreciate a few Helloween jams for sure, but tbh I've always always been a Gamma Ray boy. Never claimed to have good taste, and i never wanted any either.
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