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itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about toi

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:29 pm
by Toilet Fleet
hey guys

it's like a reddit ask me anything except I don't exactly know what a reddit is? like I know that it exists, like how grandmas know that people talk about facebook, but it's upsettingly foreign to me

anyhow I sometimes really miss this place and hope that everybody is, except for those that I hope are not

so feel free to ask me anything about what-it-means to be t to the motherfucking d-i-e haha no seriously that girl is worthless

or just tell me stuff what that I may catch up on the latest and greatest

okay tahnks and be well guya!@

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:36 pm
by james
do you have a wiresless ps2 controller

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:38 pm
by copstache
is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:43 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Did you ever beat the first level on Ecco the Dolphin?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:45 pm
by james
which planet is best

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:46 pm
by Geeheeb
you still play drums?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:48 pm
by Ghost Dad
When is fallout 4 comming out?
How can I BEST play drums and tuba at the same time?
Is nelson going to get his own boardwalk empire spin-off?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:50 pm
by soiled depends
is this going to be comedy gold like a fucking store bought cake for semen thread?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:01 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Is it ok that I use the phrase "sex my drift" that I stole from you IRL?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:03 pm
by riley-o
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:48 pm
by Zerohero
do fine laydees masto bat, on a toi?

check one

__ YES
__ NO

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:49 pm
by ghost boner
what is your favorite crappy beer? when are you going to meetup at a show with the la reee crew? will you bring crappy beer when you do?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:07 pm
by Ghost Dad
riley-o wrote:
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(
Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:27 pm
by Introvert
Geeheeb wrote:you still play drums?
Important questions need important answers.

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:28 pm
by copstache
Ghost Dad wrote:
riley-o wrote:
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(
Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.
no, that's pretty accurate to my experience :tup:

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:51 pm
by Toxicarius
Is this a thread of unanswered questions?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:04 pm
by hipster holocaust
Is your firm going to defend Double Anal in a GTA lawsuit?? If you guys do, you should do it for free.

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Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:37 pm
by Masochrism
LOL trolliet fleet

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Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:40 pm
by Cascade Whore
Do you still have an opinion on Parenthetical Girls? I was going to bump your old thread the other day because I realized I have a 6 degree's of Kevin Bacon connection to someone who used to be in that band then thought it would be a really stupid post. Ironically you post this thread the next day, so it was like fate to make the same post in this thread and now my post is even dumber than it could have possibly been.

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:07 pm
by postaddiction
The only thing worse than an "I'm quitting" thread is a, "Whatever happened to...?" thread, and the only thing worse than a, "Whatever happened to...?" thread is an, "I'm back" thread.

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:36 pm
by a world of no
Is being a father and husband as shitty as you didn't expect it to be yet? If not, give it time.

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:37 pm
by Krieg
Dora the Explorer or Go Diego Go?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:29 am
by Toilet Fleet
james wrote:do you have a wiresless ps2 controller
i keep on forgetting to buy batteries so technically I have a floor model
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
i don't get this referenc!ew
Zap Rowsdower wrote:Did you ever beat the first level on Ecco the Dolphin?
eco the dolphin had levels?! i thought it was a harsh lesson that being a dolphin sucks and you should feel really smsart that you don't live basically all of your life in liquid that you simply cannot breathe no matter how hard your dead cousin marky tried
james wrote:which planet is best
captain
Geeheeb wrote:you still play drums?
kinda? i had to leave them in new york, it was very poignant, likei was humphrey boagart and they were the chick, what's her face, movie lady; my brover in law has a stupidly awesome vintage ludwig kit that he lets me mash on as though they were fart boxes
Ghost Dad wrote:When is fallout 4 comming out?
How can I BEST play drums and tuba at the same time?
Is nelson going to get his own boardwalk empire spin-off?
a. if you learn the meaningnelessness of material things, it could come out yesterday and it wouldnt stop you from finding joy, namaste my bud!
b. sousaphone and foot pedals, why are we even entertaining this as a quote discussion no longer a quote
c. monopoly joke
soiled depends wrote:is this going to be comedy gold like a fucking store bought cake for semen thread?
syntactically i dont understand your questioN!
Zap Rowsdower wrote:Is it ok that I use the phrase "sex my drift" that I stole from you IRL?
have you ever seen fast and furious tokyo drift? i say tokyo my drift now, so you're welcome to do whatever with that
riley-o wrote:
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(
hey riley ask a question or find a new thread okay i don't mean to be rude or disrespectful i respect and love you like a brother man i just don't want people getting confused okay thanks in advance let's partys oon!
Zerohero wrote:do fine laydees masto bat, on a toi?

check one

__ YES
__ NO
_,/_ that's the best I can do for a check?!
ghost boner wrote:what is your favorite crappy beer? when are you going to meetup at a show with the la reee crew? will you bring crappy beer when you do?
a. i don't drink crappy beer, i'm a scholar
b. the second i feel like going to a show again, which is pretty much never unless like birdflesh or portal are playing
c. i will fedex you beer next month maybe
Ghost Dad wrote:
riley-o wrote:
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(
Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.
see riley this is exactly what i was worried about
Introvert wrote:
Geeheeb wrote:you still play drums?
Important questions need important answers.
i appreciate your shared concern!
copstache wrote:
Ghost Dad wrote:
riley-o wrote:
copstache wrote:is TOI like JOI? because i don't really like those videos very much.
Yeah what the fuck ? I thought it would be great, a buxom young lass getting naked and talking dirty while masturbating, or so i envisioned.. And then it ends up being a clothed person telling me I have a small penis and I'm pathetic for watching porno. Well.. :(
Uhhh...I think you did it wrong somehow.
no, that's pretty accurate to my experience :tup:
i'm not gonna rub it in any more riles, you realize your mistake now and that's all i wanted for you, for us really, to acknowldge the bad times and look forward to the good ones!
Toxicarius wrote:Is this a thread of unanswered questions?
hipster holocaust wrote:Is your firm going to defend Double Anal in a GTA lawsuit?? If you guys do, you should do it for free.
"free" isn't exactly something i believe in unless you're talking about freeganism, in which case i believe it is gay
Masochrism wrote:LOL trolliet fleet
@,_,@
Cascade Whore wrote:Do you still have an opinion on Parenthetical Girls? I was going to bump your old thread the other day because I realized I have a 6 degree's of Kevin Bacon connection to someone who used to be in that band then thought it would be a really stupid post. Ironically you post this thread the next day, so it was like fate to make the same post in this thread and now my post is even dumber than it could have possibly been.
it is my opinion that i will listen to them when the mood strikes! they write B- pop songs through the prism of C- art, and that's still better than most of petey pablo's* work

*i said most
postaddiction wrote:The only thing worse than an "I'm quitting" thread is a, "Whatever happened to...?" thread, and the only thing worse than a, "Whatever happened to...?" thread is an, "I'm back" thread. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids.
i honestly don't konw you
a world of no wrote:Is being a father and husband as shitty as you didn't expect it to be yet? If not, give it time.
babies are unconditionally funny, and smelly; if you don't appreciate new weird and gross smells, man, i honestly cannot fathom that kind of brain chemistrY!
Krieg wrote:Dora the Explorer or Go Diego Go?
finishing up dexter, then on to house of cards; we finished nip/tuck a while ago, and fuck did that show go off the rails; it jumped the jaws: the revenge shark

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:54 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
Could I buy some pot from you?

Re: itt: toilet fleet answers YOUR personal questions about

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:31 am
by hipster holocaust
You dick. Jeff is broke.