2:08 left work and drove to my house to drop off this hot caffeine blower. I was trying to type and i had to shit so bad i couldn't do anything except do typos.
Almost shit my pants trying to unlock my front door.
Pissing on turds right now. Asshole has been violated by easy sliding turds.
Poop fumes are tickling my nostrils right now.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:16 pm
by Quarter Horse
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:42 pm
by cxwx
That horse knew what it was doin’
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:22 pm
by kevin hash
Been ripping some screamers.
Slid my panties down....noticed a powder burn due to overfart.
Time to gently lamaze this fucker out.
Ooh....i smell butt sweat and burnt balogna.
Push. Hot slider easin on out.
Then nudge a couple bubble gum wads of poop out to seal the deal.
Smells like meat.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:17 am
by hipster holocaust
Have you thought about eating less meat?
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:25 am
by kevin hash
I could eat lettuce for 1000 years and still be cutting some foggy meat heat.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:27 pm
by kevin hash
About an hour ago i let a nice hunky turd take a swim in piss water. It was way longer than it felt like.
Easy slider.
PS poop fucking stinks.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:55 am
by cxwx
Multiple taquito shits followed by scooping of cat box.
EDIT. That makes it sound like I was shitting in the cat box
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:58 pm
by kevin hash
Can you imagine to glory of taking a shit with your dog?
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:53 pm
by kevin hash
4:50
Dropped 2 floaters into the bowl. I call them 'the bingo' because the smell of the farts matches the smell of the finished product.
Re: TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:58 am
by doomeddisciple
One of my guys came to get me after going to the toilet today.he went to take a shit, but there was one so big and of such girth, it was unflushable. He demanded I go look, https://preview.ibb.co/kefsJU/54_BD64_F ... DCF042.png