lets talk about the shittier aspects of the boards history.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2019 11:09 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
MPD wrote: ↑Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:55 pm
lets talk about the shittier aspects of the boards history.
We lost contact with the softball forum.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:20 am
by zombiehead
I got out of work at 11am or so, and I was on my bike. Literally the second I get out of the parking lot I see DLF walking on the side walk with his headphones on, wearing his poser "battle jacket", full of patches of bands he probably doesn't listen to.
I ride next to him for a second, he looks at me and immediately turns his head in shame and keeps walking. I was thinking, what a pussy. I had shit to do after work, I rode on. No big deal.
I went shopping at Target, Tops and I was going to stop at Popeyes for chicken since I haven't ate yet. I've been awake since 4am at this point.
I get out of Popeyes and I get the 9 piece for $12 deal. More chicken than I needed at the time but I was going to use the rest for dinner later.
I decided to go the longer way home because there's less traffic. As I turn down the street I was head towards, who do I see again? Fucking DLF again. This time I wanted to talk to him.
So I turned around, I ride up behind him. He had his headphones on so he didn't notice me. So I tapped on his shoulder to get his attention. He turns around and nearly has a heart attack. It was hilarious.
He asks "what do you want?". I was like, dude, I got all of this chicken, do you want some? Hes like "no...?" He's very confused at this point, grabbing his phone as fast as his sausage fingers can.
I kept saying "I'm trying to be nice, and I have all of this chicken, are you sure you don't want any?". He declines again.
This is where the video starts at this point. It's nearly been ten years and this is the first time I ever seen DLF in public, so I had to a wellness check.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:11 pm
by Toilet Fleet
I don’t eat meat anymore and I’m not turning down free sidewalk Popeye’s; how is he also a poser at being morbidly obese
He needs help. GoPro was stolen. Maybe Dweyer can move in with him.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:56 pm
by copstache
damn he called you homeless looking
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:59 pm
by zombiehead
thats fine. i own my home and he lives off the government.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:15 pm
by FVBTVS
take away cw's thread making ability
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:51 pm
by cxwx
zombiehead wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:59 pm
thats fine. i own my home and he lives off the government.
I saw that comment
Wearing a jacket and a hat in cold weather = looks homeless to him?
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:05 pm
by zombiehead
i went to work at 4 am that morning, and it was cold as balls.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:15 pm
by Geeheeb
hit me with the bike specs!
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:42 pm
by zombiehead
I can't find the specs but it's a Felt fixie. I've had it for about 4 years now. It's my main bike. I use it every day. Never had a flat or needed a tune up. Its solid. (I did replace the front wheel because I accidently fucked it up with a bottle of pop)
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:15 pm
take away cw's thread making ability
I actually thought this was a good one
The threads popin’. Why don’t you two go fuck yourselves.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:19 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I'm on your side this time!! I'm not an evil man
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:47 pm
by cxwx
I misconstrued your reply.
I’m just depressed no one ever offered me free chicken when I was waiting for the bus.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:55 pm
by hipster holocaust
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:15 pm
take away cw's thread making ability
Dude come on. I'm literally fucking crying right now
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:11 pm
by the awesome Assassin
Popeye's for lunch and dinner!?!?Only zombiehead...
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:50 pm
by Geeheeb
zombiehead wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:42 pm
I can't find the specs but it's a Felt fixie. I've had it for about 4 years now. It's my main bike. I use it every day. Never had a flat or needed a tune up. Its solid. (I did replace the front wheel because I accidently fucked it up with a bottle of pop)
cool! felt is good stuff. didn't know you say also say pop there
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:17 pm
by cxwx
Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:11 pm
I don’t eat meat anymore and I’m not turning down free sidewalk Popeye’s; how is he also a poser at being morbidly obese
He said he was a poser for having band patches on his jacket of bands that he probably doesn’t listen to.
Re: Zombiehead
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:29 am
by zombiehead
the awesome Assassin wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:11 pm
Popeye's for lunch and dinner!?!?Only zombiehead...
zombiehead wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:42 pm
I can't find the specs but it's a Felt fixie. I've had it for about 4 years now. It's my main bike. I use it every day. Never had a flat or needed a tune up. Its solid. (I did replace the front wheel because I accidently fucked it up with a bottle of pop)
Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:11 pm
I don’t eat meat anymore and I’m not turning down free sidewalk Popeye’s; how is he also a poser at being morbidly obese
He said he was a poser for having band patches on his jacket of bands that he probably doesn’t listen to.