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Republican names:

Tug Douglas
Hitch Cromsby
Gutch Bulard
Hatch Crawning
Yawn Hawson
Bip Bauraurd

Democrat names:

Rita Andinsaw
Yes Clovercover
Whisper Uvuvlin
Professor Kevin Understanding
Shannon Wounding
Eric Broils
Sarah Lakes

Black metal names:

Narcissus
Cirrhosis
Oldest


Death metal names:

(I cant think of any)

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:19 pmDeath metal names

Piotr Krakowicz
Tod Hamer
Christian Barnett

Iced Earth album subjects:

Teapot Dome Scandal
The history of Baseball
A whole album where every song is different guys who aren't real like King Arthur, Robin Hood, the Headless Horseman, and some guy from the Twilight Zone
The Crow

Iron Maiden song subjects:

Having a shield
A Robert Heinlein book where there's incest
A different song about the Edmund Fitzgerald
A song called 'Battlefield Earth' but the lyrics are strangely obviously about Star Trek 4
A song about pyramids and pharaohs called The Phoenicians
Submarine

Sandy Yolker
Clugen Vulcher

the last fighting tommy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:08 am SMITH HART '

No Jack January
No Goo February
No Masturbation March
No Yield April
No Spank May
No Jack June
No Jewels July
No Ecstasy August
No Spank September

rgtyv etc

Furious 10: in10se
The Fast and the Fur11ous
Factor 12: Too Fast to Bleed
(As of yet unnamed FnF + Friday the 13th + Friday crossover, working title: Jason and Toretto - A Crackle Exclusive)

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:03 am Furious 10: in10se
The Fast and the Fur11ous
Factor 12: Too Fast to Bleed
(As of yet unnamed FnF + Friday the 13th + Friday crossover, working title: Jason and Toretto - A Crackle Exclusive)

Dr. Farth
Dr. Blader (pronounced bladder)
Dr. Soos (my cardiologist)
Dr. Kildem
Dr. Chip Taunt

Nu metal band member names:
Sikkboi
Mez Falafel
Kurtney Kunt
Chunkee
Thomas Johnston
Rico Chicontino
Jeff Spineshank
Mossy
Rita Whorea
Theodore Jefferson

Cat Names:

Tuggles
Mr. Tuggles
Dr. Tuggles
Tom Tugglesworth
Tuggles the Ancient
Crypto Tuggles
Samael McTuggles
John Longstreth

Football player names:

Hector Assad
D'quann Holloway
Clinton Maynes
Brandon Rutherford
Marquise Jackson

Democrat name:

Uh-Oh Jackson

Kevin Hash names for vaginas:

Slosh Pit
Chum Factory
Goo Dripper
Queef Quacker
Sneeze Pipe
Hog Gripper

Dead Ball Era Baseball Players Whose Hall of Fame Induction Speeches Featured At Least Seven Hard R N-Words

Clarence "Glorch" Bellow
Stanwick Rodent
Grand Wizard Robin Leslie Dupree IV
Patrick "The Irish Octoroon" O'Flannery
Ty Cobb

hahaha

Devin "The Janitor" Nunes
Michael "The Zombie" Flynn
"Pretty Boy" Sebastian Gorka
"The Connecticut Strangler" Hope Hicks
"Gemini" Mick Mulvaney
Jared "Greased Lightning" Kushner
Carter "The Animal" Page
Sam "Gorgeous" Clovis
Paul "Metaphor" Manafort

Pro basketball players from the 1970s who never quite got their due

Jimmy "Shim Sham" Shuckerman
Abdullah Mahmoud Mohammed
Will Balton
Dennis "The Dentist" Stone
B.J. Johnson
Harry Zlavlichezck
"Above Average" Mikey Jordan (no relation to Michael)
Milt Chamberlain (Wilt's cousin)
"USA" Ulysses S. Anderson
Reginald Gooper

Second-stage Ozzfest bands circa 2005:

For God's Sake
Walden Pond
Slugmayne
In Eternity I Lay
Wikked Wisdom
Phed Up
W. Town Cement
At the Place
Dirtjob
From This Moment

Names I've Yelled At My Dumbass Kid When He Fucks Up During A Pop Warner Football Game

Frankie Faggot

Rejected Mayhem songtitles from the Deathcrush era:

Gutscrush
Deathfuck
Chainsaw Gutscrush
Fuckcrush
Fuckdeath
Chainsaw Fuckcrush
Lustfuck
Necrofuck
Pure Fucking Necrolust
Pure Fucking Death
Maniac Fucking Sucks And I Want Him To Die (lyrics by: Euronymous)

Hunter wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:42 am Kevin Hash names for vaginas:

Slosh Pit
Chum Factory
Goo Dripper
Queef Quacker
Sneeze Pipe
Hog Gripper

Barley Horn
Wrong Asshole
Corn Avoider
Cherry Slide
Lover's Turnpike
Second Shitpipe
Chowder Ballpit
D'Scovery Zone
Daycare Trench

Favorite Movies of Guys Who Have Literally Only Ever Heard One Song in their Entire Life and it's Dance With the Devil by Immortal Technique:

Braveheart
Con Air
Gladiator
Requiem for a Dream
Donnie Darko
Black Hawk Down