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I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 7:52 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
She was fucking awful.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 10:11 pm
by postaddiction
Well, well, well
You just can't tell

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:05 am
by godofdeadlydeath
yesterday was Tuesday, maybe Thursday you can sleep

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:33 pm
by kevin hash
Chicks named Michelle need to be beat up and pissed on.

Their assholes used as ashtrays.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:53 am
by MPD
kevin hash wrote: Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:33 pm Chicks named Michelle need to be beat up and pissed on.

Their assholes used as ashtrays.
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Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:03 am
by Hunter
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:20 am
by kevin hash
MPD wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:53 am
kevin hash wrote: Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:33 pm Chicks named Michelle need to be beat up and pissed on.

Their assholes used as ashtrays.
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Her too.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:21 am
by FVBTVS
pro-Michelle

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:20 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
You would've absolutely hated her.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:55 pm
by Geeheeb
was she like a performing arts student or something?

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:16 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
These are words that go together well

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:05 pm
by cxwx
I have a coworker named Michelle. She has a club foot.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:21 pm
by lil dickie
What's that smell like

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 5:01 pm
by cxwx
lil dickie wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:21 pm What's that smell like

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:06 am
by spacehamster
Everytime I meet someone named Charlotte, I have a voice in my head that screams THE HARLOT THE HARLOT over and over and it takes every ounce of self control I have to ignore it.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 2:37 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I know exactly what you're talking about.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:10 pm
by featherboa
did you ever work things out with m?

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 7:35 am
by godofdeadlydeath
How's Michelle doing

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:55 am
by FVBTVS
just now

dropped my car off at the mechanic and decided to walk the 3 miles home. i saw probably a dozen or so discarded medical masks. weird construction workers with q anon shit on their dirty ass trucks. one of those raised pick ups that had gigantic scythed chariot spikes on the rims. two dead birds. my friend michelle's abuela's funeral procession led by motrocycle cops passing me on the street!! she waved, i did not recognize her but she texted me

THEN TWO COCONUTS fell SIMULTANEOUSLY from a tree right as i was walking by. one shot its juices everywhere in a glorious spray

its not even noon :theylive:

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:01 pm
by ghost boner
now thats a fucking day right there

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:33 pm
by kevin hash
Time to close the day out with some jacking off and street tacos.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:46 pm
by doomeddisciple
I’ve had sex with 4 Michelle’s. All of them were hot.

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:36 am
by cxwx
Does Michelle look like this?:





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Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:55 am
by Eight Bit Alien
Not really no, although that made me realize I don't remember her face very well.
She once wore purple pants.

I'd really like to spill all the hateful shit I remember but tbqh I don't think that's a good idea in the nowadays internet....

Re: I hated a woman named Michelle.

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 5:58 pm
by kevin hash
cxwx wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 9:36 am Does Michelle look like this?:





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Gross. That makes my cum evaporate in my nuts.