Did you hear what happened to Lorena Bobbit in traffic? Some dick cut her off
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:13 pm
by hipster holocaust
Knock knock
who's there?
eyes
eyes who?
eyes yo new pres-o-dent
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:17 pm
by hipster holocaust
what's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?
eric clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out of a window
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:19 pm
by hipster holocaust
Christ fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Hitler made millions of Jews toast
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:49 pm
by hipster holocaust
what do you call an ethiopian defecating? A showoff
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 2:13 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Wow, today I learned...
Eric Clapton's Son Was Killed in 49-Story Fall
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:06 pm
by cxwx
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:13 pm
Knock knock
who's there?
eyes
eyes who?
eyes yo new pres-o-dent
Knock knock
Come in
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:08 pm
by cxwx
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:19 pm
Christ fed thousands of people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Hitler made millions of Jews toast
How many Jews fit in a Volkswagen?
300
Two in the front two in the back and 296 in the ashtray.
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:09 pm
by cxwx
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:49 pm
what do you call an ethiopian defecating? A showoff
I’m trying to remember the Ethiopian jokes the vampire told in that one Brett Easton Ellis story but I can’t remember any of them.
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:19 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
this thread fucking rules
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:21 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
i cant write traditionally structured jokes at all, and it makes me wonder who does
its such a special thing, who the hell made all these? they're beautiful little machines
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:25 pm
by cxwx
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michel Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson’s fucked little boys.
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:27 pm
by cxwx
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:29 pm
by cxwx
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:17 pm
what's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?
eric clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out of a window
What’s Digby Pearson’s greatest fear?
Eric Claptons’ lawyer
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 4:02 pm
by ghost boner
gold. also, i just came here to say at work when i first started we were installing these secondary locks that only let the window open up 4 inches. when i asked if it was for safety so children couldnt fall out of the window the dude i was working with just goes "yeah, thanks eric clapton!" and i still think about that almost every day
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 4:09 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 4:41 pm
by hipster holocaust
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 4:52 pm
by hipster holocaust
cxwx wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 3:25 pm
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michel Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson’s fucked little boys.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the sale at Kids Gap?
He heard pants were half off
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 4:55 pm
by hipster holocaust
The rabbi’s kid goes to him and asks for $20. Rabbi asks “$15? What do you need $10 for…”
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 4:55 pm
by hipster holocaust
Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?
Because he’s black
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 5:11 pm
by hipster holocaust
How come Italians wear gold chains?
So they know how far down they have to shave
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:04 pm
by hipster holocaust
What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain’s mind before he killed himself?
His teeth
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:26 pm
by cxwx
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 5:11 pm
How come Italians wear gold chains?