I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:50 pm
by ghost boner
Of course. That was for my boy bungy
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:57 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
how did the little girl get to school
I RIPPED HER CUNT OFF
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:20 pm
by ghost boner
On the other hand, james has been absolutely killing me with the nonsense ones
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:44 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
WHAT did the catholic priest do
THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:51 pm
by ghost boner
HOW MANY JEWS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A GAY
40
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:53 pm
by ghost boner
8 BLACK GUYS WALK INTO A BAR
THEYRE ALL DEAD
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:53 pm
by ghost boner
WHY IS MISSIONARY THE BEST FUCK POSITION
HOLOCAUST
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:54 pm
by ghost boner
A MEXICAN EATS SPICY FOOD
CAUSE ITS DELICIOUS
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:54 pm
by ghost boner
900 GAY GUYS
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 6:55 pm
by ghost boner
WHY DO YOU ORDER BURGER KING
CAUSE YOU KILLED THE PROM QUEEN
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:50 pm
by kevin hash
ghost boner wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:49 pm
I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!
No booze over here brother.
Speaking of which:
How much PBR does it take to get Dave Vincent drunk?
10....1 for pazuzu and 9 for
Ia iak sakkakh iak sakkakth
Ia shaxul
Ia kingu ia cthulu ia azbul
Ia azabua
ghost boner wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:49 pm
I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!
No booze over here brother.
Speaking of which:
How much PBR does it take to get Dave Vincent drunk?
10....1 for pazuzu and 9 for
Ia iak sakkakh iak sakkakth
Ia shaxul
Ia kingu ia cthulu ia azbul
Ia azabua
Reminds me of that old Grimoire Of Exalted Deeds where he told Mr Vincent “Davie Davie Davie, will you dip thy head in gravy?”
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:07 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Aaahhahaha verno
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:10 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
WHY DID THE FAGGOT CROSS THE ROAD
HEINRICH HIMMLER
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:11 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
WHEN SHOULD A WOMAN SHUT UP
ALL NIGGERS STEAL CARS
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:13 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
A BLACK GUY GOT A JOB
IT WASNT GOOD
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:15 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Guy from 1912:
TITANIC JOKE
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:31 pm
by cxwx
WHY DID THE WATER BUFFALO CROSS THE ROAD
BECAUSE ITS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE TURKEY WHERE THEY DONT CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:56 pm
by kevin hash
What's the difference between a shark and a Jewish mother?
Pubes.
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 2:01 am
by cxwx
Knock knock
HAMSTERS ARE xasthur fans
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:16 am
by cxwx
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:57 pm
by kevin hash
How you spell relief?
Hitler.
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:39 pm
by hipster holocaust
Remember in 2005 Chuck Norris walked down a street with an erection and there were no survivors
Re: Why did Ronald McDonald get aids
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:42 pm
by hipster holocaust
Remember when yo mamas so hairy her armpit look like she got don king in a headlock