If you can beat someone up with cum in your mouth you get to be president of America
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2021 10:26 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
1993. A time of darkness.
Rain pours down on the city. My apartment window. I light a cigarette and give up on sleep for another hour.
When did this mess all start? When that dame with the long stems and troubled eyes walked through my office door and offered me two tickets to the Mortician show in Boston? Or was it later that week when the Rahmer boys tuned me up for asking quiet questions in a loud bar?
I put the cigarette out on my limp dick. Pulled the sheets back up and said a prayer to S.L. Himmler for a few hours of sleep. Solo Hetfield, solo Hanneman - so low, so long, goodnight.
Then a UFO blew my dick up with dynamite
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 12:40 am
by kevin hash
I still love jacking off just as much now as I did when I was 12.
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 5:24 am
by spacehamster
kevin hash wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 12:40 am
I still love jacking off just as much now as I did when I was 12.
I think I'm also better at it now.
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:11 am
by FVBTVS
what if this was the last thread ever posted on the board
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:28 am
by Zerohero
I was attending the international farting contest and convention by jack koshick, when 10 garden weasals showed up and jacked off on my birthday cake. Sister Mary Fred popped out of the cake and said "OH NOE! You weasals forgot to wash your weasal dicks before this ambush. I say double drat on yous". Befuddled, a nordic nomad said, I must be in the wrong place. He dropped his drawers and sounding the game winning fart. Coated in weasal cum.
Now your humble narrator asks you, the reader: How did that weasal cum get there?
5olo Eichman. 5olo Holt.
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:56 am
by Eight Bit Alien
ghosts spanked off the weasel pricks
case close
sherlock home
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 1:13 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:11 am
what if this was the last thread ever posted on the board
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 4:44 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Bustin...
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:19 pm
by cxwx
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:07 pm
by MPD
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:11 am
what if this was the last thread ever posted on the board
better than the joke thread.
Re: I have cum in my mouth RIGHT NOW
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:39 am
by FVBTVS
i wasnt throwing shade i was saying 'what if' like a marvel comic what if