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....the new 23.101.165 fart on tits variant detected in central illinois today...

It's gotta be another greek character so i can do sorority and frat jokes, we only need one more

Greek alphabet is Greek alphabet, gumb.

Geeheeb wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 2:22 pm Greek alphabet is Greek alphabet, gumb.

water is wet?

They should name it after WHO songs
Let's go with...
Won't Get Fooled Again

I'll tip my hat to the new flu from Wuhan
Take a bow to the sickly Confucian

Don't cry
Don't raise your eyes
They're only swollen lymph glands

No one knows what it's like, to be from wu-han
It's such a drag, man
Behind flu lies

No one knows what it's like, to know the real truth
Ain't no bat juice
Behind flu lies

Once he got the nomination
We knew he'd take it all

He said he'd keep bad things out
He said he'd build a wall

That virus got here anyway
It was his final downfall

That fat orange and loud guy surly made a fool of us all

just because we get around (talking bout my variation) people try to put us down (talking bout my variation) you cant make me wear my mask, just because i refuse a vaxx!

The drummer is only allowed to use Wuhan cymbals.

Necrophilic Mallard wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:43 pm

No one knows what it's like, to be from wu-han
It's such a drag, man
Behind flu lies

No one knows what it's like, to know the real truth
Ain't no bat juice
Behind flu lies

But my dim sum cart is empty
And you know that should not be
I hate you Fauci
You lying bastard
I'll get my vengeance
Just wait and see

No one knows what's it's like, to have this hatred, like I do, and I'll get you

My government would kill me, too, if they only knew, what I could do

The sweet lord Hitler variant.

ghost boner wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 8:16 pm just because we get around (talking bout my variation) people try to put us down (talking bout my variation) you cant make me wear my mask, just because i refuse a vaxx!

Necrophilic Mallard wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:00 pm They should name it after WHO songs
Let's go with...
Won't Get Fooled Again

Now I'm a Farmer
Cache Cache
Athena
Virus Rein o'er me
The Quiet One

Coke After Omicron

Necronomicon aka Abdul Mah Man The Sand Nigger Flu Ridden Nazi Killer

Die Cut Sticker variant

The JYFIHP variant.

Omicron sounds like they actually wanted to name it Omnitron, but the guy who wrote it down heard it wrong. What a terrible missed opportunity. I think since Unicron is probably also out for being too close, they should just name the next two Megatron and Galvatron, respectively.

Or, you know, just man up and name it the Kung Flu already. Only funny "trigger the libs" joke conservatards have ever made.