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Mr Zerohero I’m glad you’re, I have a very serious question and I think you’re the right man for the job:




Which one of these motherfuckers actually made Marcos backpack?

There’s a goddamn conspiracy going on here. Or maybe the commercials originate from parallels universes.

Maybe the skinny little white doofus gave it to the fluffy gentleman and who tried to pretend like HE himself made it later. If so, he’s a no good rotten son of bitch liar.

Would popomo Drac be like... a david foster Wallace new sincerity Count? I would be so down for that

Not sure about David Foster Wallace but Brett Easton Ellis wrote a short story involving vampires.

cxwx wrote: ↑Wed May 04, 2022 9:24 pm Mr Zerohero I’m glad you’re, I have a very serious question and I think you’re the right man for the job:


Which one of these motherfuckers actually made Marcos backpack?

There’s a goddamn conspiracy going on here. Or maybe the commercials originate from parallels universes.

Maybe the skinny little white doofus gave it to the fluffy gentleman and who tried to pretend like HE himself made it later. If so, he’s a no good rotten son of bitch liar.

white guy said he made it, where as the black guy said he customized it. so maybe he just adjusted it somehow, although the backpack does look exactly the same.

what the fuck are you talking aBOUT

The guy from Emperor made it. A true post post modern modern man man.

Cartoons from the 70s are so fucking shitty

Must suck to be a Dracula today, fucking ho-bags writing “Me too” shit on the FaceBooks. Man can’t even keep an undead concubine anymore. The Pits!

1. hypnotize bitches
2. disregard critics
3. listen to the interior cannibal-god voice
4. finally, finally become Dracula

this is the road to ruin for 999,999 men... but for one in a million, it is the salvation of the black sun, and a dagger in the heart of history

the reason Dracula movies are in black and white isn't because that was the technology of the time... it's because they are memories of the moments right before the first dawn, when light was just beginning to catch onto anything at all

those monsters were the original figures stepping through primordial fog, creating the very first memories

the first thing in the world was an elephant-type thing and it looks like it was created by ray harryhausen

Over/under on Robert Zombie’s Munsters movie being the worst thing since unsliced bread.