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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 10:33 pm
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Mr. Doom Dom
The Collected Works
Wha. does th. followin. words mea.????
F. th. sys. an. f. th. gov.
Wo. f. men over fo. chi. sup.
All me. ar. examp. o. Chris.
Les. lic. s. fro. ano. wo. a.
Wo. ar. no. cap. to r. a c.
M. th. less sensuo. gend. ar. providers of mone. fo. wom.
Wo. ki. of. ever. man walkin.
Pres. Geo. Bus. is ki. off ever. man walkin.
Wo. mas. at dia. chang.
Sain. Vitu. ar. th. bes. doo. ban.
If yo. don. understan. all th. abov. then your stupi.
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Why Did GOD Create men with BIG DIKKS???(and
not tiny ones?)
Answer:To control the human population.(and prevent extinction from over
population):
If men had tiny and soft dikks and were as pretty as women,then this would of
resulted in women wanting men as much as they want other females and
engaging in intercourse as often as women masturba or lay with other
females.....2 to 10 times daily,for every single day of each year,resulting in over
population,and eventually resulting in the extinction of the human race.
The fact is,if God created men with tiny dikks since the beginning of
humankind,the human race would of died of over population millions of years ago
due to men and women having intercourse 2 to 10 times a day and over
populating the Earth to extinction.
So God prevented this from happening by creating men with large dikks so that
women would only desire intercourse perhaps 1 to 3 times(at most)per week,not
10 times a day as with man with tiny dikky......If women had intercourse 10
times per day(every day of each year)with a man with large dikk,she would be IN
PAIN,so therefore this never takes place,thus controlling population.
So therefore,God's plan to control the human population by creating men with
large dikk actually worked,because the human race still exists today.
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My above theory is only referring to humankind at its most earliest and primitive
stages of development.The VERY BEGINNING of the human race where they
would not live long enough to understand or learn how to control the
population.(by sukking dikky or in butt hole).Thus if men were created as I
mentioned above(pretty with tiny dikk),the human populatioin would grow to 500
billion within 1000(or more)years,thus resulting in extinction from overpopulation
through hunger and disease.
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Is it ok to have SEX WITH PAIN OR
DISCOMFORT????
NO,ITS NOT OK TO HAVE SEX WITH PAIN OR DISCOMFORT,NOT EVEN THE
SLIGHTEST PAIN OR DISCOMFORT,but quite often people do have sex with pain
and discomfort and it is NOT right.
And then there are those people that say....."well we use alot of lubricant and it
feels good.".............feels good for who??????.......the giver or the
reciever??????..........I know the answer.......the giver(me). Well even when using
alot of lubricant it still may lead to pain,discomfort or rape for the reciever
especially if its given to someone from behind or if intercoe is practiced on a daily
basis between a man and a woman.
Lets face it,women do not need intercoe on a daily basis,they would rather
engage in private activities by themselves or with another female 10 times on a
daily basis,or bloe J's with gents,where intercoe or behind activities never takes
place unless its self controlled by their lonsome.(even when self controlled by
their lonsome,it still may lead to pain or discomfort so they shouldnt try that
either).
But in regards to bloe J's with gents,the gents better watch out for the teeth
because one slightest mistake may end their manhood forever.Maby the safest
way for a gent to have sex is to grab some porno and a realistic P and A sex toy
because any other way may fucckkc him for life.(a realistic P and A sex toy is the
closest feeling to intercoe but with the difference of no possible
pain,discomfort,rape or NO CHILD SUPPORT for the reciever and it only requires a
one time payment of perhaps $100 to $300 and does not require a continued
payment of $60 each and every fuckkcing time you see a reciever....or does not
require a loss of your house or 50% of your earnings or alimony that goes
towards a reciever,etc,etc.It only requires a one time payment towards a piece of
rubber and you're set for life and FREE TO FUKKKCCCK).
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WHY CANT A GENT MARRY 10 FEMALES???you
government fukckers!!
THE FOLLOWING APPLIES TO AND DESCRIBES FEMALES AND MALES 18 YEARS
OF AGE AND OVER:
WHY does the government consider polygamy a SERIOUS CRIME???It doesn't
really make sense as to why its illegal if a gentleman decides to screw,have blo
jo* or have 69 fun with 2 or even 20 wives.This is a violation of human
rights,freedoms and preference.
There are alot of benefits of marrying 2 to 10(or more)fems.The gent will never
get bored of the same old CU and A and can also get a blo jo* from 2 or more
fems at the same time. Also when hes busy screwing 1 female,the other 9 fems
could either masturba or engage in lesb*anism,so everyone will become satisfied
in this marriage.
The gent can also enjoy pornography(with all the fems' permission)by installing
hidden cameras in their rooms and bathrooms.After he screws 1 wife,he could
then watch a video of another wife as she masturba's on toilet or as she eats
another fem.
When you really come to think about it,it should be LEGAL for a gent to marry 10
or more fems and ILLEGAL to marry just 1 fem,because a young man needs to
screw 3 or more times per day,365 days per year,and doing this to just 1 woman
would leave her tired out and quite soar,so therefore screwing 10 or more fems
would be a better solution.
And then I imagine what would take place between a marriage of 1 female and
10 males.......(that house would probably buy vaseline in large numbers....maby
1000 jars of vaseline per year to prevent the ouch ouch)....just imagine 10 gents
on 1 fem or 9 gents without the fem. Laughing Laughing Laughing
But to be honest,men have to be quite stupid to marry 1 or 20 women.Because
that means the 1 to 20 women will eventually leave the gent so they could
engage in mastoba and lesb*anism without him.Then the stupid fukkk would
have to pay unfair child support amounts towards 20 frucking lebos the rest of his
life!!!!
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fIlL iN THe BLaNKs__FiLl In thE bLaNkS__fiLL in tHE
blAnks__
One woman lays down on her front side,showing off her big ___ ,then goes
___,then another female sits on the woman's big ___ and (does what????).
ANSWER:
One woman lays down on her front side,showing off her big ponytail,then goes
crazy,then another female sits on the woman's big ponytail and laughs.
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FRESH KIL?S and DECAY?D BODIES
MUSEUM..preserved for display
THE FOLLOWING IS INTENDED FOR ADULTS ONLY WHO WILL NOT BE OFFENDED
BY GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF DEATH,MURD?R OR SUIC?DE:
I have a new idea for a museum......I know there are museums that feature
preserved dead human bodies displayed as art,well how about a museum that
displays preserved dead bodies of people who were kil?ed,murd?red or who
committed suic?de,including decay?d bodies,but only if this kind of museum
would be legal.(killi?gs and murd?rs committed purposely for displaying dead
bodies in this museum will NOT be legal).
When someone dies,wether it be by murd?r,suic?de,accidental or natural
means,and the dead body is discovered and investigated by police
officers(perhaps minutes,hours or a few days after death)for legal and
identification purposes,the body will then immediately be transported to this
museum and preserved in a thin coating of liquid wax and displayed in the
museum.But only if such a person has signed a consent form in the past allowing
a museum to use their dead body in this manner.(it will be required by law for
police officers to check the computer to find out if the deceased person has
signed this consent form to appear in a museum before transporting the body).
So the museum will feature preserved dead bodies of people who were sh?t in the
face or head,sta?bed to death,died of old age,died of a heartattack,be?ten to
death,suic?de by ha?ging,run over by a car or truck,got mangl?d and crush?d in a
car accident,etc,etc.(just imagine seeing a mangl?d up and crush?d body
preserved in wax!!!!!.....scary as fukckckc).
Then the other half of the museum will feature decay?d and rott?n bodies
preserved in wax.So dead bodies that were discovered weeks,months or years
later(instead of minutes,hours or days later),that rott?d quite well will also be
featured in the displays.Imagine seeing a decay?d corpse of a guy chop?ed up by
an ax?,and so on,and so on.
How many would buy a ticket to see this kind of museum??? I dont know if I
would!!!!
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WARNING:The following message may or may not
be true:
I am the second coming of Christ.Whoever beleaviff in me,shalt haviff eternal
lififf.Whoever not beliefiff in me,shalt burn in helliff.
The above message may or may not be true.Most likely its NOT TRUE.AND THIS
SAME MESSAGE IS RIGHT FROM THE BIBLE!!!!! But seriously,how many people
beleave that I am the second Christ?ALMOST NOBODY!!!!! Especially of the fact
that no one saw me preform any miracles.
Well BILLIONS of people(in the past when Jesus existed and up to present
day)have NEVER saw Jesus preform any miracles either,thus have the right not to
beleave in this hoax!!!!
A MAN!!!!
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Why doesn't USA just LEGALISE ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANTS???
The U.S.government or people in general do NOT own all patches of land within
the United States Of America. Humanbeings should have the right to populate
Earth and occupy any unowned patch of land they desire, in any
country,especially of the fact if they are working and paying taxes!!! If illegal
immigrants are working and paying taxes,then they are contributing to society
and should be a part of it.In fact,U.S.A. can hold another 10 or more billion
people so why doesnt the U.S. government just legalise illegal immigrants??? Like
I already mentioned,the U.S.government and people in general do NOT own the
entire United States Of America,thus humanbeings world wide should have the
right to populate it(or any other country they desire).(this post applies to all snot
nosed people who do not allow other people to freely populate an unowned patch
of land in their country......OOPS,their country???I dont think
so!!!!........ANYONES country who is willing to work,pay taxes and contributes to
society!!!!!).
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I just invented a NEW type of METAL
music....DOMMETAL....
The title of this new type of metal that I just invented is called,"Dommetal".(and I
should patent it)......or maby I should call it "Domemetal".(different forms of
music trapped within a dome)
In order for metal music to be considered "dommetal",within each song MUST
consist of 2(or more)different forms of music,in which 1 form must include metal
music.BUT the 2(or more)different forms of music CANNOT be played at the same
time,but instead MUST be played seperately within the SAME song.
Seperate songs where 1 song consists of metal only and the other song consists
of the other form of music is NOT considered dommetal. And as I already
mentioned,one form of music(such as industrial for example)playing in the
background at the same time metal music is being played is NOT considered
dommetal...the different forms of music must be played seperately and must
switch back and forth continuously throughout each song,with or without pauses
in between each different form.
EXAMPLE 1:
Dommetaldrone:
A 3 minute song: The first 30 seconds of the song is 100% pure drone noise,then
after the 30 seconds the drone noise STOPS 100% and immediately(or with a
silenced pause)begins the metal music for lets say 45 seconds then completely
STOPS.(it can be any type of metal music).Then the drone begins again for a
number of seconds and switches back and forth from drone to metal,drone to
metal,drone to metal within the same song.
EXAMPLE 2:
Dommetalmuzak:
A 4 minute song: The first 20 seconds 100% muzak with organ,then stops
100%,then there is 5 seconds of silence(no audio),then brutal black metal begins
for about 20 seconds,then immediately switches back to muzak for 10
seconds,then 1 second of silence,then back to black metal for 60 seconds,then 10
seconds of silence,then back to muzak,and so on,and so on within the same song.
EXAMPLE 3:
Dommetalmuzakdrone
etc,etc.
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WHY is society so much against men wearing
dresses???
Men and women should have the right to wear any possible article of clothing that
they choose without being treated any differently.
BUT WHY IS SOCIETY SO MUCH AGAINST A MAN WEARING A DRESS????
Personelly,I would not like to wear a dress,but there are MANY benefits in
wearing one.Such as it keeps the lower body cool.And there are a lot of benefits
in keeping the genitals cool,such as increased sexual capabilities.And why should
women only have that benefit and men are not allowed to.Life is not fair!!!
BUT the reason why it is not acceptable for men to wear a dress,especially a
short cut dress is because for the simple fact that men are NOT sensuous.Men are
masculine with HAIRY and muscular legs and they tend to have a strong bodily
odour.So when you take these factors in consideration,men tend to be viewed as
being VERY UNAPPEALING while wearing a dress.And women tend to be viewed
as being VERY APPEALING while wearing a dress because they have hairless and
shapely legs.
Then it makes me wonder......I thought women found men to be VERY
APPEALING.If women did find men to be VERY APPEALING,then shouldnt they find
a man who flaunts his body by wearing a dress to be appealing.NO women and
men find it DISGUSTING when a man wears a dress and only finds it VERY
APPEALING when a woman wears a short cut dress.THIS MUST PROVE THAT ALL
WOMEN ARE LESBOZ!!!!!!!!!
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VEGETABLE OIL......................................THE MOVIE
-no one was hurt,burnt or frozen during the production of this movie-
Ahhh,just woke up.Time for some bacon and eggs.....Oh my fruckcing god,I put
my hand on the frying pan,but,but,it feels good.I dont understand why my hand
did not burn.Let me try it again....Ahhhh,it feels so good to rest my hand on
some boiling vegetable oil and my hand is not hurting or burning in anyway,I
wonder why?
I want to find out how it feels if I were to pour some boiling vegetable oil in my
rubber doll.....Oh,oh,it feels so hot that I finished the job in 1 second instead of
10 minutes.Looks like im going to have to buy a new rubber doll each time I use
it because the boiling oil melts the rubber but does not burn my thingy in any
way.
-2 hours later-
It seems that im developing a great urge to feel boiling hot vegetable oil all over
my hands and body.I have a great idea.I think i'll buy a bunch of 2 litre
containers of vegetable oil and hot water tanks.
-6 days later-
Great,I now have 20 hot water tanks connected to pipes throughout my
house,and each tank is filled up with vegetable oil.Time to set the temperature of
each tank to maximum.The pipes are connected to my bathtub,all sinks and even
my small swimming pool outside.So whenever I take a bath,go for a swim,or
wash my hands,I will be able to feel the wonderful sensation of hot boiling oil all
over my body and hands without it burning or hurting me.Heck,I could even deep
fry some chicken as I take a bath.I got it made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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female with a VIBRATING MASSAGER
Just imagine the extremely intense facial expressions of a female as she uses a
vibrating massager(vibrating 2 areas of her body at same time),to the point of
her having an extremely intense..........How many gents would like to see a
candid video of this? She will reveal it all in a candid video and her facial
expressions will not be fake!!!!
This topic may be offensive to some people,but what 2 areas do you think she is
vibrating at the same time? Well maby shes using the vibrating massager on her
shoulders and back to the point of having an intense back ache.So you cant really
prove what I mean.
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JERRY SPRINGER said,INCEST is wrong and offers
no protection
Jerry Springer said on a number of his shows,"incest is morally wrong and offers
no protection for females." He also stated, "a home is the only place that offers
protection for a female,and to have her protection violated by a family member is
not right." He does have a point here......but.............HERE IS MY QUESTION TO
SPRINGER:
Does he(and society)feel the same way if incest is shared between 2 females,or
does he only feel this way if its shared between a male and female? I beleave
he(as well as society)have NO FEAR if incest is shared between 2 females but
only have fear if its shared between a male and female.(and we all know the
reason why....females cant harm other females through se*).
Is incest right or wrong?
Well,I would not want to engage in incest,(maby cousins though),but for those
who do,ITS NO ONES GODDAM business but their own.How can sharing pleasures
be morally wrong? There are a number of factors to consider if incest is right.First
of all,persons involved in incest should be within the same age group.If there is a
risk of birth defects due to a woman becoming pregnant from a family
member,then such pregnancies should be avoided.And other factors should be
considered to determine if incest is right or wrong................
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The following describes a female 18 and over.
WHAT ARE THE FOLLOWING WORDS:
A.......................................................................................FEM........ALE......
..................................................W...................ITH......................PONY.......
.........................................TAILS.........................................L......................
.............OOKS................................................G.................O.......................
...OD.....................................................SUCIN............................................
...C.
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How many fem's world wide engage in TOI. MAS.?
I sure would like to be in front of a fem's presence without them knowing that im
there when they engage in toi. mas.!!!!!
How many other gents would like to see them do that?
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Imagine if you could freeze time in real life(real life
porn)
If I was able to freeze real time in real life,including reversing or forwarding real
time in slow motion,but I would always remain in normal time and will not
freeze,but also including a certain function that never tires or grows old or weak,I
would do a number of things.
Wom,where would I begin? O.K.,first I would go to an office where women work
and would look for a female who is wearing a tight and very thin dress that is
partially transparent to the point of seeing her tight panties on her butt,revealing
her lower butt cheeks.Then I would freeze time(including reversing or forwarding
time in slow motion)and ????????????.
Then I would go to a college or other place where females do cheerleading or
ryhthmic gymnastics.As soon as a female would do a basket toss,leg lifts,or
spreads,I would freeze the time.(and reverse or forward in slo mo just like as if I
was viewing a videotape,but it would be real life).
Then I would sneak into people's houses and it should be easy because I could
freeze time before entering the house to see who and where the people are.Then
I would look for a pretty female so I could see all the things she does and you
know what i'll do next.
Imagine if god has the ability to freeze time in this manner.Maby thats why he
created us for this sole purpose only.He gives us the gift of life and we give him
the gift of real life porno.He would be in heaven if he had this ability........Oh wait
a minute,he invented heaven so he must have this ability.
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Anybody ever find panties on the floor somewhere?
Years ago I went to my relatives house for supper.I went to the washroom and I
was in heaven.I noticed 2 panties on the floor.One was silky white and another
one was light pink.They must of belonged to my aunt and my female cousin.Try
to imagine what I did next.........
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FEMALES OF DIFFERENT AGES IN BATH TUBS WITH
WATER FAUCETS.
Alot of females of different ages let the water run for a long time while being in a
bath tub.Ever notice a female doing this? What do you think she is doing? Also
alot of females take a bath together,I wonder why? I WISH I COULD BE
INVISIBLE SO I COULD SEE WHAT THEY DO!!!!!!!!.
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YOUNG FEMALE with WET PANTIE in bathroom.
THE FOLLOWING HAPPENED AMONG MANY YOUNG FEMALES WORLDWIDE(over
19 years of age,dont worry not younger,I dont want a government fukcker after
me):
A young female goes to the bathroom in her own house and notices a wet pantie
on the floor.The wet pantie came from another female living in the same
house.She then decides to wear the pantie over her head covering her face.Then
she uses her hands quite quickly,moves her head left to right repeatingly and
makes facial expressions.
THIS IS NOT A LIE,THE ABOVE SITUATION REALLY HAPPENED AND WILL
CONTINUE TO HAPPEN AMONG MANY,MANY YOUNG FEMALES.(AND PEOPLE
THOUGHT 19 YEAR OLDS NEVER DID THINGS LIKE THAT.........WELL THEY DO
you fockers).
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World Wide Surveilance System by 2050,may
eliminate allcrime
A world wide surveilance system may eventually eliminate all crime on Earth. By
2050,video cameras combined with computers with new technology will be
mounted on every satelite throughout the world.These cameras(combined with
computers) will use a new radar technology that will identify every single
humanbeing walking the Earth,as well as identifying every single
street,household,building,patch of land,etc, and will record our daily activities
onto discs.
If a crime happens to occur at a certain time and place,the government or the
computers will be able to view the recorded discs and indentify the individual(s)
involved in the crime. Then they will be able to track and find the exact current
location of the individual(s),no matter where they happen to be and capture
them. (These cameras will also be able to indentify individuals inside of buildings
and even underground or in tunnels). When people know it will be impossible to
escape from a crime,then they will no longer commit crimes,thus eventually
eliminating all crime on Earth.
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HOW DARE THE GOVERNMENT not allow me to pay a
female for....
How dare the government not allow me to pay a female for a certain
service.THEY ARE VIOLATING MY HUMAN RIGHTS!!!! If a woman wishes to
receive money for a certain service provided to a man,SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO
DO SO,and its not the government's goddan business!!!!! In fact,whenever a man
does that thing to a woman,hes automatically in dept to her,so it would actually
be UNFAIR if a man does not pay for this service.
Its actually LEGAL for a man to pay a woman for a message.There are message
clinics everywhere.A female uses her hands to give a massage and this is a form
of bodily contact,so why cant a female receive payment for other forms of bodily
contact?It doesn't make sense.That choice to pay and receive such a service
should be decided between two consenting adults NOT THE GODDAN
GOVERNMENT!!!!
The government is TWISTED,EVIL and HYPOCRITICAL.They dont allow men to
pay women for this service but they allow women to take half of his earnings,and
receive alimony and unfair child support amounts through a divorse.MARRIAGE IS
WORSE THEN PROSTITUTION because women take ALL THAT THEY CAN from
these poor gents.The government should BAN all marriages and legalize
prostitution because alot of women TRICK,SCAM,CHEAT and DECIEVE men
through divorse.
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IMAGINE THE THINGS YOU COULD DO WITH THESE
EXTRA BODY PARTS
If you were able to grow 3 extra body parts,what would they be and where would
you grow them?
1). Buthol-I would grow it on my left arm.
2). Vageni- I would grow it on my left arm next to the buthol.
3). Dingy- I would grow it on my right arm.
JUST IMAGINE THE THINGS YOU COULD DO WITH THESE EXTRA BODY
PARTS!!!!!!!
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Im going to lose 40 pounds so I could reach and
succ my own!
TO THOSE WHO MAY BE OFFENDED,REACHING AND SUCCING MY OWN MAY
MEAN REACHING OR SUCCING MY OWN TOES,SO YOU CANT REALLY PROVE
WHAT I MEAN:
I am almost at 195 pounds and I had enough.Its time to loose weight and get
down to 160 pounds,then my stomach will no longer be in the way and I will be
able to reach and succ my own!!!! (dont worry,im not gay).When I was in my
twenties I did weigh about 160 and I discovered that I could reach it,and reached
it even more at 155 pounds.So I must now return to that weight.Who the fucc
needs a woman when you could reach your own. Especially of the fact that my
service woman that ive been seeing left me and went back to her ex-husband.I
must now loose my weight so I could give myself the best possible pleasure
known to humankind,and that is succing your own!!!!(so I dont offend anyone,I
will give you a hint as to what i'll be succing......maby its my own toe or knee,it
could be anything so you cant really prove what I mean).
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500 YEARS FROM NOW...Videocamera that will view
past time...
I predict that 300 to 500 years from now,there will be a video camera that will
view the past time on Earth.This is how it would work:
By aiming this futuristic video camera in outer space,will cause the video signal to
reach a planet or star that may be hundreds,thousands or millions of light years
away,within a split second.Once the video signal reaches a planet or star,the
signal will be reflected and return back to Earth within a split second,thus being
able to view past time on Earth as it takes place.(when you look at a planet that
is MANY light years away,you are looking in the past,thus a reflected video
camera signal that reaches Earth within a split second from such a planet will
view past time on Earth).
Depending on which planet or star the video signal reaches will determine how far
in the past you will be viewing.For example,if the video signal reaches a planet
that is only 10 light years away,and reflected back to Earth,you will view exactly
what is taking place on Earth 10 years ago!!!!!!
Once this video signal is reflected back to Earth,you will be able to control this
signal to travel ANYWHERE you want to on Earth.The video signal will travel
through the microscopic molecules in the air,thus you will be able to view inside
people's houses or anywhere else you want to on earth,on sky,or even
underground!!!!!
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PAYING a WOMAN for a DATE is LEGAL,so this could
lead to....
Did you know that paying a woman for a date is actually LEGAL!!!!! Then while on
the date,the woman may decide to have sex with the guy and there is not a
godddam fuccking thing the government could do to stop her. FUCCKING
GREAT!!!!!! She knows by giving the guy sex on a paid date means she will have
repeated customers,so men can finally pay a woman for sex without having the
godddam fuccking governmnet up their butts.
QUESTION: So if its legal for a woman to recieve money for a date,then why isn't
there many women out in every street corner asking for dates? I dont see any in
my neighborhood.Please answer this question because I thought it was legal to
pay a woman for a date.Im also surprised I dont see many ads in the paper from
women asking for money for a date.I only notice some ads from Escort services
that ask for a whopping $160 for an hour date.Far too much money for 5 minutes
of ectasy.(I would rather pay $60 at most for a 30 minute date,not
$160)......oh,by the way,I do pay a woman for a $60.date,69 style,once every 8
or 9 days(on the third day I watch some porno with a s*x clone,silicone bod part
with butt and alot of vaseline then I see her 5 days later),but i've been seeing her
for the past 8 years and getting a little bored of her.That is why im looking for
another 5 minute date who is much younger then she is.Shes 38(im 39)and I
would rather date a 20 year old because they are more prettier then 38 year
olds.(but fucck the 30 minute date,I only need 5 minutes).
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How many guys can reach their own.............?
If I was able to reach my own,I would be in paradise and I would be reaching it
as much as I can.
......reaching what ? you are asking yourself......it could be anything........you
cant really prove what im referring to because I know it may offend alot of
people..........maby its reaching your toes or something............or maby its trying
to reach your ankle with your tongue......or trying to reach that itchy spot on
your upper back thats hard to get at......it could mean anything..........think about
it ............
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female HUMPIN female butt...WORLDWIDE
STATISTICS REVEALED...
I heard of females(over 18 years of age)humpin other females'(over 18 years of
age)butts(without a dildo), and I heard of males(over 18 years of age)humpin
females'(over 18 years of age)butts, and I heard of males(over 18 years of
age)humpin other mens' butts, but I NEVER heard of females(over 18 years of
age)humpin a MAN'S BUTT(without a dildo)???????? Does this even exist????
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EXERCISE VIDEOS that show sexy spreads...post
their titles.
Sometimes exercise videos will show a woman spreading her legs or doing leg
ups or leg up lifts while laying on her side,revealing her crot** and part of her
bu*t area,and if you are lucky enough you may also see part of her pan*ies
through her transparent hose.One example of an exercise video that shows this is
titled "Jazzercise",from 1987.While smiling,a pretty blonde spreads her legs
showing her crot** and lower bu*t area,and you could also see part of her
pan*ies through the white hose.HOT!!! I must admit that I enjoyed this short
scene a number of times.
If you know of any exercise videos that shows females spreading their legs or
doing leg up spreads or leg lifts(even if its for seconds),PLEASE post their titles
on this thread,because I want to buy them over the internet.
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Post your age,gender and how many times you DO
YOUR LOAD....
Male gender,37.....I do my load only once every 6 or 7 days.If I try to do my load
every 4 or 5 days,it becomes painful,even to the point of having a pain in my
brain.30 cups of water a day may help to releave my pain in brain and do my
load better.
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Post the way you make homemade pizza.....
First I prepare the pizza dough.I pour warm water in a bowl and add some
yeast.About 30 minutes later I add flour and mix until it forms a dough.I then
cover the bowl with a plate and allow the dough to rise for a good hour and a
half.
Then I prepare the pizza sause.I open a can of 100% ripe tomatoes and place it it
a mixing bowl along with some tomato paste.(I may decide to add 1 can of Ragu
tomato sause along with every 3 or 4 cans of 100% ripe tomatoes).Then I add
spices such as,granulated garlic,basil,parsley and a pinch of salt.I then boil some
brocoli and red peppers in a seperate pot and add them to the mixing bowl.I mix
the sauce and spoon it into glass jars.
I then place the glass jars(one at a time)into the microwave,mix when
needed,until they are extremely hot to the point of boiling.I then seal the jars by
placing the lid of the jars very tighly.This will allow the jars to form a air tight seal
and could last a number of weeks or months in your fridge.(empty cans of Ragu
glass jars with a sealable lid may work for this purpose).
Then I place vegetable oil on a pizza pan and spread the dough.I add a good
amount of the sause onto the dough,along with pepperoni,salami or bacon and
mushrooms.(sometimes I may also add black olives or add pepperoni only to the
sause).Then I spread some grated mozzarella on top and pre-heat a oven to 425
degrees.Then I place the pizza in the oven for 15 to 18 minutes until well done
but not burnt.
HOW DO YOU MAKE PIZZA???
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150,000 FREE bloe jub pictures,pantie
spreads,etc,on yahoo
I stayed up til 2 am last night hunting for bloe jub and pantie pictures by going to
yahoo.com and typing in "Blo? jo? picture",then clicking "images"(above the
search bar).then clicking "search" and almost 150,000 bloe jub pictures showed
up.I was thinking it would take forever to look through each and every picture,so
I thought to myself that I would only save the VERY,VERY BEST bloe jub pictures
onto my floppy discs and quickly pass by the crappy or even very good pictures
just to collect the VERY BEST ones.
It was like searching through lost treasures,I selected the prettiest females
sukkin biggies,usually with mouts wide open and tongs sticking out.Including lots
of pearl facials.And clicking one picture may bring you to a bloe jub website with
hundreds of more pics.(I found cumfiesta.com quite good).Considering that there
were so many pictures to choose from,I was thinking to myself,"No not this
one,no not this one,na forget it,not good enough,HOLY FUCC I HAVE TO HAVE
THIS ONE,etc,etc".
And then I searched for pantie spreads through yahoo using the images icon,and
quite alot of pics showed up.And I kept on saving only the VERY of the VERY best
pictures onto my floppy discs.I was up til 2am,and as I saved the best pictures,I
marked on the index label of my floppy disc a quick description of the best
pictures I saved,including a rating between 10 to 100.(100 rating means the
ultimate very best of the very best pictures). The short descriptions that I used
were usually something that I only would understand such as,"LUP PNTY SPR A
90"(hint as to what this means-"both legs up pantie sprea,as? showing,with an
90/100 rating")........"PRET BLON BLO CF 80"(hint- "pretty blonde bloe jub,cu? on
fac?,with an 80/100 rating")........."LO CAM PNTY A SHOR SKIR 99"(hint-"low
camera view,pantie as?,wearing short skirt,with a 99/100 rating").
WHAT FREE PICTURES HAVE YOU FOUND?????
Mr. Doom Dom
The Collected Works
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Wo. f. men over fo. chi. sup.
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Les. lic. s. fro. ano. wo. a.
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M. th. less sensuo. gend. ar. providers of mone. fo. wom.
Wo. ki. of. ever. man walkin.
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Sain. Vitu. ar. th. bes. doo. ban.
If yo. don. understan. all th. abov. then your stupi.
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Why Did GOD Create men with BIG DIKKS???(and
not tiny ones?)
Answer:To control the human population.(and prevent extinction from over
population):
If men had tiny and soft dikks and were as pretty as women,then this would of
resulted in women wanting men as much as they want other females and
engaging in intercourse as often as women masturba or lay with other
females.....2 to 10 times daily,for every single day of each year,resulting in over
population,and eventually resulting in the extinction of the human race.
The fact is,if God created men with tiny dikks since the beginning of
humankind,the human race would of died of over population millions of years ago
due to men and women having intercourse 2 to 10 times a day and over
populating the Earth to extinction.
So God prevented this from happening by creating men with large dikks so that
women would only desire intercourse perhaps 1 to 3 times(at most)per week,not
10 times a day as with man with tiny dikky......If women had intercourse 10
times per day(every day of each year)with a man with large dikk,she would be IN
PAIN,so therefore this never takes place,thus controlling population.
So therefore,God's plan to control the human population by creating men with
large dikk actually worked,because the human race still exists today.
-------------------------------
My above theory is only referring to humankind at its most earliest and primitive
stages of development.The VERY BEGINNING of the human race where they
would not live long enough to understand or learn how to control the
population.(by sukking dikky or in butt hole).Thus if men were created as I
mentioned above(pretty with tiny dikk),the human populatioin would grow to 500
billion within 1000(or more)years,thus resulting in extinction from overpopulation
through hunger and disease.
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Is it ok to have SEX WITH PAIN OR
DISCOMFORT????
NO,ITS NOT OK TO HAVE SEX WITH PAIN OR DISCOMFORT,NOT EVEN THE
SLIGHTEST PAIN OR DISCOMFORT,but quite often people do have sex with pain
and discomfort and it is NOT right.
And then there are those people that say....."well we use alot of lubricant and it
feels good.".............feels good for who??????.......the giver or the
reciever??????..........I know the answer.......the giver(me). Well even when using
alot of lubricant it still may lead to pain,discomfort or rape for the reciever
especially if its given to someone from behind or if intercoe is practiced on a daily
basis between a man and a woman.
Lets face it,women do not need intercoe on a daily basis,they would rather
engage in private activities by themselves or with another female 10 times on a
daily basis,or bloe J's with gents,where intercoe or behind activities never takes
place unless its self controlled by their lonsome.(even when self controlled by
their lonsome,it still may lead to pain or discomfort so they shouldnt try that
either).
But in regards to bloe J's with gents,the gents better watch out for the teeth
because one slightest mistake may end their manhood forever.Maby the safest
way for a gent to have sex is to grab some porno and a realistic P and A sex toy
because any other way may fucckkc him for life.(a realistic P and A sex toy is the
closest feeling to intercoe but with the difference of no possible
pain,discomfort,rape or NO CHILD SUPPORT for the reciever and it only requires a
one time payment of perhaps $100 to $300 and does not require a continued
payment of $60 each and every fuckkcing time you see a reciever....or does not
require a loss of your house or 50% of your earnings or alimony that goes
towards a reciever,etc,etc.It only requires a one time payment towards a piece of
rubber and you're set for life and FREE TO FUKKKCCCK).
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WHY CANT A GENT MARRY 10 FEMALES???you
government fukckers!!
THE FOLLOWING APPLIES TO AND DESCRIBES FEMALES AND MALES 18 YEARS
OF AGE AND OVER:
WHY does the government consider polygamy a SERIOUS CRIME???It doesn't
really make sense as to why its illegal if a gentleman decides to screw,have blo
jo* or have 69 fun with 2 or even 20 wives.This is a violation of human
rights,freedoms and preference.
There are alot of benefits of marrying 2 to 10(or more)fems.The gent will never
get bored of the same old CU and A and can also get a blo jo* from 2 or more
fems at the same time. Also when hes busy screwing 1 female,the other 9 fems
could either masturba or engage in lesb*anism,so everyone will become satisfied
in this marriage.
The gent can also enjoy pornography(with all the fems' permission)by installing
hidden cameras in their rooms and bathrooms.After he screws 1 wife,he could
then watch a video of another wife as she masturba's on toilet or as she eats
another fem.
When you really come to think about it,it should be LEGAL for a gent to marry 10
or more fems and ILLEGAL to marry just 1 fem,because a young man needs to
screw 3 or more times per day,365 days per year,and doing this to just 1 woman
would leave her tired out and quite soar,so therefore screwing 10 or more fems
would be a better solution.
And then I imagine what would take place between a marriage of 1 female and
10 males.......(that house would probably buy vaseline in large numbers....maby
1000 jars of vaseline per year to prevent the ouch ouch)....just imagine 10 gents
on 1 fem or 9 gents without the fem. Laughing Laughing Laughing
But to be honest,men have to be quite stupid to marry 1 or 20 women.Because
that means the 1 to 20 women will eventually leave the gent so they could
engage in mastoba and lesb*anism without him.Then the stupid fukkk would
have to pay unfair child support amounts towards 20 frucking lebos the rest of his
life!!!!
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fIlL iN THe BLaNKs__FiLl In thE bLaNkS__fiLL in tHE
blAnks__
One woman lays down on her front side,showing off her big ___ ,then goes
___,then another female sits on the woman's big ___ and (does what????).
ANSWER:
One woman lays down on her front side,showing off her big ponytail,then goes
crazy,then another female sits on the woman's big ponytail and laughs.
10
FRESH KIL?S and DECAY?D BODIES
MUSEUM..preserved for display
THE FOLLOWING IS INTENDED FOR ADULTS ONLY WHO WILL NOT BE OFFENDED
BY GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF DEATH,MURD?R OR SUIC?DE:
I have a new idea for a museum......I know there are museums that feature
preserved dead human bodies displayed as art,well how about a museum that
displays preserved dead bodies of people who were kil?ed,murd?red or who
committed suic?de,including decay?d bodies,but only if this kind of museum
would be legal.(killi?gs and murd?rs committed purposely for displaying dead
bodies in this museum will NOT be legal).
When someone dies,wether it be by murd?r,suic?de,accidental or natural
means,and the dead body is discovered and investigated by police
officers(perhaps minutes,hours or a few days after death)for legal and
identification purposes,the body will then immediately be transported to this
museum and preserved in a thin coating of liquid wax and displayed in the
museum.But only if such a person has signed a consent form in the past allowing
a museum to use their dead body in this manner.(it will be required by law for
police officers to check the computer to find out if the deceased person has
signed this consent form to appear in a museum before transporting the body).
So the museum will feature preserved dead bodies of people who were sh?t in the
face or head,sta?bed to death,died of old age,died of a heartattack,be?ten to
death,suic?de by ha?ging,run over by a car or truck,got mangl?d and crush?d in a
car accident,etc,etc.(just imagine seeing a mangl?d up and crush?d body
preserved in wax!!!!!.....scary as fukckckc).
Then the other half of the museum will feature decay?d and rott?n bodies
preserved in wax.So dead bodies that were discovered weeks,months or years
later(instead of minutes,hours or days later),that rott?d quite well will also be
featured in the displays.Imagine seeing a decay?d corpse of a guy chop?ed up by
an ax?,and so on,and so on.
How many would buy a ticket to see this kind of museum??? I dont know if I
would!!!!
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WARNING:The following message may or may not
be true:
I am the second coming of Christ.Whoever beleaviff in me,shalt haviff eternal
lififf.Whoever not beliefiff in me,shalt burn in helliff.
The above message may or may not be true.Most likely its NOT TRUE.AND THIS
SAME MESSAGE IS RIGHT FROM THE BIBLE!!!!! But seriously,how many people
beleave that I am the second Christ?ALMOST NOBODY!!!!! Especially of the fact
that no one saw me preform any miracles.
Well BILLIONS of people(in the past when Jesus existed and up to present
day)have NEVER saw Jesus preform any miracles either,thus have the right not to
beleave in this hoax!!!!
A MAN!!!!
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ledder laboe flabbot drister an intense frippers flider drent oregasm on a glip
cretto grepper bop daily dint blip fomfoe leters basis.
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Why doesn't USA just LEGALISE ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANTS???
The U.S.government or people in general do NOT own all patches of land within
the United States Of America. Humanbeings should have the right to populate
Earth and occupy any unowned patch of land they desire, in any
country,especially of the fact if they are working and paying taxes!!! If illegal
immigrants are working and paying taxes,then they are contributing to society
and should be a part of it.In fact,U.S.A. can hold another 10 or more billion
people so why doesnt the U.S. government just legalise illegal immigrants??? Like
I already mentioned,the U.S.government and people in general do NOT own the
entire United States Of America,thus humanbeings world wide should have the
right to populate it(or any other country they desire).(this post applies to all snot
nosed people who do not allow other people to freely populate an unowned patch
of land in their country......OOPS,their country???I dont think
so!!!!........ANYONES country who is willing to work,pay taxes and contributes to
society!!!!!).
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I just invented a NEW type of METAL
music....DOMMETAL....
The title of this new type of metal that I just invented is called,"Dommetal".(and I
should patent it)......or maby I should call it "Domemetal".(different forms of
music trapped within a dome)
In order for metal music to be considered "dommetal",within each song MUST
consist of 2(or more)different forms of music,in which 1 form must include metal
music.BUT the 2(or more)different forms of music CANNOT be played at the same
time,but instead MUST be played seperately within the SAME song.
Seperate songs where 1 song consists of metal only and the other song consists
of the other form of music is NOT considered dommetal. And as I already
mentioned,one form of music(such as industrial for example)playing in the
background at the same time metal music is being played is NOT considered
dommetal...the different forms of music must be played seperately and must
switch back and forth continuously throughout each song,with or without pauses
in between each different form.
EXAMPLE 1:
Dommetaldrone:
A 3 minute song: The first 30 seconds of the song is 100% pure drone noise,then
after the 30 seconds the drone noise STOPS 100% and immediately(or with a
silenced pause)begins the metal music for lets say 45 seconds then completely
STOPS.(it can be any type of metal music).Then the drone begins again for a
number of seconds and switches back and forth from drone to metal,drone to
metal,drone to metal within the same song.
EXAMPLE 2:
Dommetalmuzak:
A 4 minute song: The first 20 seconds 100% muzak with organ,then stops
100%,then there is 5 seconds of silence(no audio),then brutal black metal begins
for about 20 seconds,then immediately switches back to muzak for 10
seconds,then 1 second of silence,then back to black metal for 60 seconds,then 10
seconds of silence,then back to muzak,and so on,and so on within the same song.
EXAMPLE 3:
Dommetalmuzakdrone
etc,etc.
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WHY is society so much against men wearing
dresses???
Men and women should have the right to wear any possible article of clothing that
they choose without being treated any differently.
BUT WHY IS SOCIETY SO MUCH AGAINST A MAN WEARING A DRESS????
Personelly,I would not like to wear a dress,but there are MANY benefits in
wearing one.Such as it keeps the lower body cool.And there are a lot of benefits
in keeping the genitals cool,such as increased sexual capabilities.And why should
women only have that benefit and men are not allowed to.Life is not fair!!!
BUT the reason why it is not acceptable for men to wear a dress,especially a
short cut dress is because for the simple fact that men are NOT sensuous.Men are
masculine with HAIRY and muscular legs and they tend to have a strong bodily
odour.So when you take these factors in consideration,men tend to be viewed as
being VERY UNAPPEALING while wearing a dress.And women tend to be viewed
as being VERY APPEALING while wearing a dress because they have hairless and
shapely legs.
Then it makes me wonder......I thought women found men to be VERY
APPEALING.If women did find men to be VERY APPEALING,then shouldnt they find
a man who flaunts his body by wearing a dress to be appealing.NO women and
men find it DISGUSTING when a man wears a dress and only finds it VERY
APPEALING when a woman wears a short cut dress.THIS MUST PROVE THAT ALL
WOMEN ARE LESBOZ!!!!!!!!!
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VEGETABLE OIL......................................THE MOVIE
-no one was hurt,burnt or frozen during the production of this movie-
Ahhh,just woke up.Time for some bacon and eggs.....Oh my fruckcing god,I put
my hand on the frying pan,but,but,it feels good.I dont understand why my hand
did not burn.Let me try it again....Ahhhh,it feels so good to rest my hand on
some boiling vegetable oil and my hand is not hurting or burning in anyway,I
wonder why?
I want to find out how it feels if I were to pour some boiling vegetable oil in my
rubber doll.....Oh,oh,it feels so hot that I finished the job in 1 second instead of
10 minutes.Looks like im going to have to buy a new rubber doll each time I use
it because the boiling oil melts the rubber but does not burn my thingy in any
way.
-2 hours later-
It seems that im developing a great urge to feel boiling hot vegetable oil all over
my hands and body.I have a great idea.I think i'll buy a bunch of 2 litre
containers of vegetable oil and hot water tanks.
-6 days later-
Great,I now have 20 hot water tanks connected to pipes throughout my
house,and each tank is filled up with vegetable oil.Time to set the temperature of
each tank to maximum.The pipes are connected to my bathtub,all sinks and even
my small swimming pool outside.So whenever I take a bath,go for a swim,or
wash my hands,I will be able to feel the wonderful sensation of hot boiling oil all
over my body and hands without it burning or hurting me.Heck,I could even deep
fry some chicken as I take a bath.I got it made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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female with a VIBRATING MASSAGER
Just imagine the extremely intense facial expressions of a female as she uses a
vibrating massager(vibrating 2 areas of her body at same time),to the point of
her having an extremely intense..........How many gents would like to see a
candid video of this? She will reveal it all in a candid video and her facial
expressions will not be fake!!!!
This topic may be offensive to some people,but what 2 areas do you think she is
vibrating at the same time? Well maby shes using the vibrating massager on her
shoulders and back to the point of having an intense back ache.So you cant really
prove what I mean.
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JERRY SPRINGER said,INCEST is wrong and offers
no protection
Jerry Springer said on a number of his shows,"incest is morally wrong and offers
no protection for females." He also stated, "a home is the only place that offers
protection for a female,and to have her protection violated by a family member is
not right." He does have a point here......but.............HERE IS MY QUESTION TO
SPRINGER:
Does he(and society)feel the same way if incest is shared between 2 females,or
does he only feel this way if its shared between a male and female? I beleave
he(as well as society)have NO FEAR if incest is shared between 2 females but
only have fear if its shared between a male and female.(and we all know the
reason why....females cant harm other females through se*).
Is incest right or wrong?
Well,I would not want to engage in incest,(maby cousins though),but for those
who do,ITS NO ONES GODDAM business but their own.How can sharing pleasures
be morally wrong? There are a number of factors to consider if incest is right.First
of all,persons involved in incest should be within the same age group.If there is a
risk of birth defects due to a woman becoming pregnant from a family
member,then such pregnancies should be avoided.And other factors should be
considered to determine if incest is right or wrong................
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The following describes a female 18 and over.
WHAT ARE THE FOLLOWING WORDS:
A.......................................................................................FEM........ALE......
..................................................W...................ITH......................PONY.......
.........................................TAILS.........................................L......................
.............OOKS................................................G.................O.......................
...OD.....................................................SUCIN............................................
...C.
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How many fem's world wide engage in TOI. MAS.?
I sure would like to be in front of a fem's presence without them knowing that im
there when they engage in toi. mas.!!!!!
How many other gents would like to see them do that?
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Imagine if you could freeze time in real life(real life
porn)
If I was able to freeze real time in real life,including reversing or forwarding real
time in slow motion,but I would always remain in normal time and will not
freeze,but also including a certain function that never tires or grows old or weak,I
would do a number of things.
Wom,where would I begin? O.K.,first I would go to an office where women work
and would look for a female who is wearing a tight and very thin dress that is
partially transparent to the point of seeing her tight panties on her butt,revealing
her lower butt cheeks.Then I would freeze time(including reversing or forwarding
time in slow motion)and ????????????.
Then I would go to a college or other place where females do cheerleading or
ryhthmic gymnastics.As soon as a female would do a basket toss,leg lifts,or
spreads,I would freeze the time.(and reverse or forward in slo mo just like as if I
was viewing a videotape,but it would be real life).
Then I would sneak into people's houses and it should be easy because I could
freeze time before entering the house to see who and where the people are.Then
I would look for a pretty female so I could see all the things she does and you
know what i'll do next.
Imagine if god has the ability to freeze time in this manner.Maby thats why he
created us for this sole purpose only.He gives us the gift of life and we give him
the gift of real life porno.He would be in heaven if he had this ability........Oh wait
a minute,he invented heaven so he must have this ability.
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Anybody ever find panties on the floor somewhere?
Years ago I went to my relatives house for supper.I went to the washroom and I
was in heaven.I noticed 2 panties on the floor.One was silky white and another
one was light pink.They must of belonged to my aunt and my female cousin.Try
to imagine what I did next.........
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FEMALES OF DIFFERENT AGES IN BATH TUBS WITH
WATER FAUCETS.
Alot of females of different ages let the water run for a long time while being in a
bath tub.Ever notice a female doing this? What do you think she is doing? Also
alot of females take a bath together,I wonder why? I WISH I COULD BE
INVISIBLE SO I COULD SEE WHAT THEY DO!!!!!!!!.
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YOUNG FEMALE with WET PANTIE in bathroom.
THE FOLLOWING HAPPENED AMONG MANY YOUNG FEMALES WORLDWIDE(over
19 years of age,dont worry not younger,I dont want a government fukcker after
me):
A young female goes to the bathroom in her own house and notices a wet pantie
on the floor.The wet pantie came from another female living in the same
house.She then decides to wear the pantie over her head covering her face.Then
she uses her hands quite quickly,moves her head left to right repeatingly and
makes facial expressions.
THIS IS NOT A LIE,THE ABOVE SITUATION REALLY HAPPENED AND WILL
CONTINUE TO HAPPEN AMONG MANY,MANY YOUNG FEMALES.(AND PEOPLE
THOUGHT 19 YEAR OLDS NEVER DID THINGS LIKE THAT.........WELL THEY DO
you fockers).
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World Wide Surveilance System by 2050,may
eliminate allcrime
A world wide surveilance system may eventually eliminate all crime on Earth. By
2050,video cameras combined with computers with new technology will be
mounted on every satelite throughout the world.These cameras(combined with
computers) will use a new radar technology that will identify every single
humanbeing walking the Earth,as well as identifying every single
street,household,building,patch of land,etc, and will record our daily activities
onto discs.
If a crime happens to occur at a certain time and place,the government or the
computers will be able to view the recorded discs and indentify the individual(s)
involved in the crime. Then they will be able to track and find the exact current
location of the individual(s),no matter where they happen to be and capture
them. (These cameras will also be able to indentify individuals inside of buildings
and even underground or in tunnels). When people know it will be impossible to
escape from a crime,then they will no longer commit crimes,thus eventually
eliminating all crime on Earth.
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HOW DARE THE GOVERNMENT not allow me to pay a
female for....
How dare the government not allow me to pay a female for a certain
service.THEY ARE VIOLATING MY HUMAN RIGHTS!!!! If a woman wishes to
receive money for a certain service provided to a man,SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO
DO SO,and its not the government's goddan business!!!!! In fact,whenever a man
does that thing to a woman,hes automatically in dept to her,so it would actually
be UNFAIR if a man does not pay for this service.
Its actually LEGAL for a man to pay a woman for a message.There are message
clinics everywhere.A female uses her hands to give a massage and this is a form
of bodily contact,so why cant a female receive payment for other forms of bodily
contact?It doesn't make sense.That choice to pay and receive such a service
should be decided between two consenting adults NOT THE GODDAN
GOVERNMENT!!!!
The government is TWISTED,EVIL and HYPOCRITICAL.They dont allow men to
pay women for this service but they allow women to take half of his earnings,and
receive alimony and unfair child support amounts through a divorse.MARRIAGE IS
WORSE THEN PROSTITUTION because women take ALL THAT THEY CAN from
these poor gents.The government should BAN all marriages and legalize
prostitution because alot of women TRICK,SCAM,CHEAT and DECIEVE men
through divorse.
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IMAGINE THE THINGS YOU COULD DO WITH THESE
EXTRA BODY PARTS
If you were able to grow 3 extra body parts,what would they be and where would
you grow them?
1). Buthol-I would grow it on my left arm.
2). Vageni- I would grow it on my left arm next to the buthol.
3). Dingy- I would grow it on my right arm.
JUST IMAGINE THE THINGS YOU COULD DO WITH THESE EXTRA BODY
PARTS!!!!!!!
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Im going to lose 40 pounds so I could reach and
succ my own!
TO THOSE WHO MAY BE OFFENDED,REACHING AND SUCCING MY OWN MAY
MEAN REACHING OR SUCCING MY OWN TOES,SO YOU CANT REALLY PROVE
WHAT I MEAN:
I am almost at 195 pounds and I had enough.Its time to loose weight and get
down to 160 pounds,then my stomach will no longer be in the way and I will be
able to reach and succ my own!!!! (dont worry,im not gay).When I was in my
twenties I did weigh about 160 and I discovered that I could reach it,and reached
it even more at 155 pounds.So I must now return to that weight.Who the fucc
needs a woman when you could reach your own. Especially of the fact that my
service woman that ive been seeing left me and went back to her ex-husband.I
must now loose my weight so I could give myself the best possible pleasure
known to humankind,and that is succing your own!!!!(so I dont offend anyone,I
will give you a hint as to what i'll be succing......maby its my own toe or knee,it
could be anything so you cant really prove what I mean).
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500 YEARS FROM NOW...Videocamera that will view
past time...
I predict that 300 to 500 years from now,there will be a video camera that will
view the past time on Earth.This is how it would work:
By aiming this futuristic video camera in outer space,will cause the video signal to
reach a planet or star that may be hundreds,thousands or millions of light years
away,within a split second.Once the video signal reaches a planet or star,the
signal will be reflected and return back to Earth within a split second,thus being
able to view past time on Earth as it takes place.(when you look at a planet that
is MANY light years away,you are looking in the past,thus a reflected video
camera signal that reaches Earth within a split second from such a planet will
view past time on Earth).
Depending on which planet or star the video signal reaches will determine how far
in the past you will be viewing.For example,if the video signal reaches a planet
that is only 10 light years away,and reflected back to Earth,you will view exactly
what is taking place on Earth 10 years ago!!!!!!
Once this video signal is reflected back to Earth,you will be able to control this
signal to travel ANYWHERE you want to on Earth.The video signal will travel
through the microscopic molecules in the air,thus you will be able to view inside
people's houses or anywhere else you want to on earth,on sky,or even
underground!!!!!
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PAYING a WOMAN for a DATE is LEGAL,so this could
lead to....
Did you know that paying a woman for a date is actually LEGAL!!!!! Then while on
the date,the woman may decide to have sex with the guy and there is not a
godddam fuccking thing the government could do to stop her. FUCCKING
GREAT!!!!!! She knows by giving the guy sex on a paid date means she will have
repeated customers,so men can finally pay a woman for sex without having the
godddam fuccking governmnet up their butts.
QUESTION: So if its legal for a woman to recieve money for a date,then why isn't
there many women out in every street corner asking for dates? I dont see any in
my neighborhood.Please answer this question because I thought it was legal to
pay a woman for a date.Im also surprised I dont see many ads in the paper from
women asking for money for a date.I only notice some ads from Escort services
that ask for a whopping $160 for an hour date.Far too much money for 5 minutes
of ectasy.(I would rather pay $60 at most for a 30 minute date,not
$160)......oh,by the way,I do pay a woman for a $60.date,69 style,once every 8
or 9 days(on the third day I watch some porno with a s*x clone,silicone bod part
with butt and alot of vaseline then I see her 5 days later),but i've been seeing her
for the past 8 years and getting a little bored of her.That is why im looking for
another 5 minute date who is much younger then she is.Shes 38(im 39)and I
would rather date a 20 year old because they are more prettier then 38 year
olds.(but fucck the 30 minute date,I only need 5 minutes).
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How many guys can reach their own.............?
If I was able to reach my own,I would be in paradise and I would be reaching it
as much as I can.
......reaching what ? you are asking yourself......it could be anything........you
cant really prove what im referring to because I know it may offend alot of
people..........maby its reaching your toes or something............or maby its trying
to reach your ankle with your tongue......or trying to reach that itchy spot on
your upper back thats hard to get at......it could mean anything..........think about
it ............
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female HUMPIN female butt...WORLDWIDE
STATISTICS REVEALED...
I heard of females(over 18 years of age)humpin other females'(over 18 years of
age)butts(without a dildo), and I heard of males(over 18 years of age)humpin
females'(over 18 years of age)butts, and I heard of males(over 18 years of
age)humpin other mens' butts, but I NEVER heard of females(over 18 years of
age)humpin a MAN'S BUTT(without a dildo)???????? Does this even exist????
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EXERCISE VIDEOS that show sexy spreads...post
their titles.
Sometimes exercise videos will show a woman spreading her legs or doing leg
ups or leg up lifts while laying on her side,revealing her crot** and part of her
bu*t area,and if you are lucky enough you may also see part of her pan*ies
through her transparent hose.One example of an exercise video that shows this is
titled "Jazzercise",from 1987.While smiling,a pretty blonde spreads her legs
showing her crot** and lower bu*t area,and you could also see part of her
pan*ies through the white hose.HOT!!! I must admit that I enjoyed this short
scene a number of times.
If you know of any exercise videos that shows females spreading their legs or
doing leg up spreads or leg lifts(even if its for seconds),PLEASE post their titles
on this thread,because I want to buy them over the internet.
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Post your age,gender and how many times you DO
YOUR LOAD....
Male gender,37.....I do my load only once every 6 or 7 days.If I try to do my load
every 4 or 5 days,it becomes painful,even to the point of having a pain in my
brain.30 cups of water a day may help to releave my pain in brain and do my
load better.
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Post the way you make homemade pizza.....
First I prepare the pizza dough.I pour warm water in a bowl and add some
yeast.About 30 minutes later I add flour and mix until it forms a dough.I then
cover the bowl with a plate and allow the dough to rise for a good hour and a
half.
Then I prepare the pizza sause.I open a can of 100% ripe tomatoes and place it it
a mixing bowl along with some tomato paste.(I may decide to add 1 can of Ragu
tomato sause along with every 3 or 4 cans of 100% ripe tomatoes).Then I add
spices such as,granulated garlic,basil,parsley and a pinch of salt.I then boil some
brocoli and red peppers in a seperate pot and add them to the mixing bowl.I mix
the sauce and spoon it into glass jars.
I then place the glass jars(one at a time)into the microwave,mix when
needed,until they are extremely hot to the point of boiling.I then seal the jars by
placing the lid of the jars very tighly.This will allow the jars to form a air tight seal
and could last a number of weeks or months in your fridge.(empty cans of Ragu
glass jars with a sealable lid may work for this purpose).
Then I place vegetable oil on a pizza pan and spread the dough.I add a good
amount of the sause onto the dough,along with pepperoni,salami or bacon and
mushrooms.(sometimes I may also add black olives or add pepperoni only to the
sause).Then I spread some grated mozzarella on top and pre-heat a oven to 425
degrees.Then I place the pizza in the oven for 15 to 18 minutes until well done
but not burnt.
HOW DO YOU MAKE PIZZA???
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150,000 FREE bloe jub pictures,pantie
spreads,etc,on yahoo
I stayed up til 2 am last night hunting for bloe jub and pantie pictures by going to
yahoo.com and typing in "Blo? jo? picture",then clicking "images"(above the
search bar).then clicking "search" and almost 150,000 bloe jub pictures showed
up.I was thinking it would take forever to look through each and every picture,so
I thought to myself that I would only save the VERY,VERY BEST bloe jub pictures
onto my floppy discs and quickly pass by the crappy or even very good pictures
just to collect the VERY BEST ones.
It was like searching through lost treasures,I selected the prettiest females
sukkin biggies,usually with mouts wide open and tongs sticking out.Including lots
of pearl facials.And clicking one picture may bring you to a bloe jub website with
hundreds of more pics.(I found cumfiesta.com quite good).Considering that there
were so many pictures to choose from,I was thinking to myself,"No not this
one,no not this one,na forget it,not good enough,HOLY FUCC I HAVE TO HAVE
THIS ONE,etc,etc".
And then I searched for pantie spreads through yahoo using the images icon,and
quite alot of pics showed up.And I kept on saving only the VERY of the VERY best
pictures onto my floppy discs.I was up til 2am,and as I saved the best pictures,I
marked on the index label of my floppy disc a quick description of the best
pictures I saved,including a rating between 10 to 100.(100 rating means the
ultimate very best of the very best pictures). The short descriptions that I used
were usually something that I only would understand such as,"LUP PNTY SPR A
90"(hint as to what this means-"both legs up pantie sprea,as? showing,with an
90/100 rating")........"PRET BLON BLO CF 80"(hint- "pretty blonde bloe jub,cu? on
fac?,with an 80/100 rating")........."LO CAM PNTY A SHOR SKIR 99"(hint-"low
camera view,pantie as?,wearing short skirt,with a 99/100 rating").
WHAT FREE PICTURES HAVE YOU FOUND?????