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DECK the halls with ropes of dick juice
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MY PEEPEE FEELS GOOD while in use
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QUAFF YE NOW MY SPECIAL POTION
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YOU DID GOOD NOW HERE'S YOUR LOTION
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SUNGLASSES ON CHRISTMAS

Waking up early
cuz Christmas is cool
throw on my shades
this is gonna fucking rule

Running down the stairs
but I'm going too fast
Now my body's in the air
face lands with a blast

Sunglasses shatter
and so do my teeth
they shred up my throat
blood is hard to breathe

Broke my fucking nose
and coughed out a tooth
concussed like a bitch
what the fuck can I do?

Parents run down the stairs
and I'm scared for them to see
Put on the broken glasses
"LOOK WHAT GOD DID TO ME"

Hahhahaha