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Gay monster haikus

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:02 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Remember that haikus should mention the time of year or season


My evil boyfriend
Fuck my face now, Dracula!
Suck me off in May

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:04 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
We can get married
Werewolf i met in springtime
They changed all the laws

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:07 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Hunchback, it's Thursday!
Stop saying that this is weird
It's a normal thing

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:09 pm
by cxwx
Godzilla monster
Nuclear fire cum blast
Japanese throat fuck

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 8:13 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
What a lovely sight!
two ghosts blowing each other
on Christmas morning

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:20 pm
by Foot Foot
Frankenstein's monster
is a gay faggot homo
for Brendan Fraser

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:34 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Foot Foot wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:20 pm Frankenstein's monster
is a gay faggot homo
for Brendan Fraser
UNDERRATED FUCKING POST

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:35 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
What a bizarre movie!!

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2023 1:21 pm
by cxwx
Lon Chaney rim job
Teen wolf howls on Chubby’s chub
Wolf mans got nards plic

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 2:18 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
EVERYONE SUCKS DICKS!
THEY DONT WANT TO, BUT THEY DO!
DRACULA MAKES THEM.

Re: Gay monster haikus

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 3:59 pm
by Zerohero
Whacking ding dong
to monster that challenged world
cum would do it again