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Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:11 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
We are going to have a series of apocalyptic battle threads where the best snack of all time will be determined via poll
You have to write down the best snacks in this thread, or forever hold your peace
The obvious answer is pretzels but it has been prophesied that false suggestions will appear such as chips, peanuts, microwavable bagels, etc
We respect all WARRIORS who appear in this kombat tournament
Please use the write-in ballot below to nominate your snack. Lists of snacks are okay too
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:12 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
The first snack to be suggested is
PRETZELS
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:14 pm
by Toilet Fleet
Coming around to the idea that it all peaked with nowadays Doritos: nacho cheese, cool ranch, and taco
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:22 pm
by MPD
heroin.
or
old trappers peppered beef jerky.
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:29 pm
by Geeheeb
Ooooh pretzels
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:03 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
MPD wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:22 pm
heroin.
or
old trappers peppered beef jerky.
Heroin is literally pointless without snacks. It's basically a condiment
That point aside beef jerky is an extremely worthy contender
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:06 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Doritos are on the mt rushmore for sure
Takis are #2 for me now that I'm thinking about this more clearly
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:37 pm
by The Bill
Buttered popcorn that doesn’t get stuck in my teeth.
Strawberry and cherry flavored hard candies like Skittles, Starburst, Now and Laters, and flavored tootsie Rolls.
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:49 pm
by MPD
only grape flavor is real.
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:00 pm
by FVBTVS
gonna buy some snacks tomorrow
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:04 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
MPD wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:49 pm
only grape flavor is real.
We are not so different you and I
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:26 pm
by Toilet Fleet
I gotta say that pretzels are legit, but it's such a wide category that it feels like cheating imho
(Favorite pretzels: honey mustard nuggets; Dot's; the big fuckin welfare pack of rods; giant hornkin softies from a cart vendor that knows exactly six words of English, none of them "napkin," with three packets of mustard and enough salt to kill everyone in Macedonia)
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:50 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
you should be fucking writing this shit in some way that benefits you financially
Why just throw this shit into the void for the 3 of us who still sit here
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:52 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
And yes
1. Pretzels are an uber-category and I won't accept any deconstruction of it, and I dont care if thats unfair. It's soft pretzels, buffalo smashed bits, rods, everything all together
2. Dots are from another fucking planet
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:25 am
by ghost boner
Not much of a snack guy but I do have to admit almost anytime I see dots pretzels at the store later that day that entire bag will be empty in my trash can
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:22 am
by Introvert
A recent discovery is lentil chips and smoked hummus
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:34 pm
by cxwx
Introvert wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:22 am
A recent discovery is lentil chips and smoked hummus
I've always hated lentil chips but don't think I've met a hummus I didn't like.
That reminds me I tried some plantain chips with jerk seasoning a few months ago that were pretty delicious.
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:01 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
The usual suspects chime in with their bullshit
Couscous and mongolian snail juice...
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:28 pm
by FVBTVS
yeah get that goop.com shit out of here
no fennel dips or queer crackers
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 3:58 pm
by featherboa
popcorn
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:30 pm
by Whee of the Dead
good popcorn at the movie theater is mandatory
Taste wise the Reign In Blood of snacks is Reese's. However you can't binge reese's while lounging or your face will turn into the fat bitch from Blade.
So I'll enlist in the dorito clan
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:42 pm
by cxwx
I just happen to be working on a tin of chocolate covered pretzels, fake m&m's micro peanut butter cups, chocolate covered popcorn and chocolate dipped mint fake Oreos.
In general though cool ranch Doritos is gOD tier.
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:58 pm
by Toilet Fleet
Oh fuck I forgot about covering those salty motherfuckers in chocolate
Yeah it's the only category that matters, literally something for everybody
Even the weak xasthur fans that need gluten free just end up getting extra cronch cronch
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:13 pm
by cxwx
Any kettle style potato chip but particularly jalapeño.
Re: Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:23 pm
by featherboa
there's a cool ranch fake / vegan / chickpea chip and it's really good
hippeas brand i think
i love potato chip too