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between 7 and 10 today
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COME TO OCEANSIDE AND DRINK WITH ME AND VERNON

edit: WELL SMOKE WITH ME AND DRINK WITH VERNON
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I'll be right over, bud!
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I'll go grab a Yuengling in your honor
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eh_d wrote:
From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:COME TO OCEANSIDE AND DRINK WITH ME AND VERNON

wtf i thought you were pme you aren't pme?
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i have to meet my sweeitie up here for this dumb thing later. the more i think about how much i' drather go home instead, i'm going to get soiled depends drunk before i show up.
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ward how do you get kciked out of a restauraunt ?
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neckbeard wrote: i'm going to get soiled depends drunk before i show up.
You better acknowledge the trademark, son; unless you wanna be dragged to court in Winnipeg. Aaaaand I don't think ANYBODY wants that.

Edit: Pick an argument with another table or get too drunk that they can't legally serve you any longer. Mouthing off to the cute hostess will also work, especially if the creepy assistant manager is nearby. Those dudes like to use such occasions to impress the young does they hope to bed after the shift drink.
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Getting drunk
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Can I get black-out drunk and piss on your couch?
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Can I get black out drunk and puke under your pool table before passing out?

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somehow I knew this thread would have things about it that might apply to me...well, time for a drink...before a toke!
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I will? are you in long beach? or up here?
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I would but I gotta keep it local.

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Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Between 7 and 10? Hahaha pussy hours. Fuck you man.
I"ll have you know I didn't get home till 12:15 last night
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Masochrism wrote:I will? are you in long beach? or up here?
Gah i missed this post by like 2 minutes
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Fuck. I woulda! See you tonight?
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I'll be there
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