who will get a drink with me
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Re: who will get a drink with me
COME TO OCEANSIDE AND DRINK WITH ME AND VERNON
edit: WELL SMOKE WITH ME AND DRINK WITH VERNON
edit: WELL SMOKE WITH ME AND DRINK WITH VERNON
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Re: who will get a drink with me
I'll be right over, bud!
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Re: who will get a drink with me
I'll go grab a Yuengling in your honor
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Re: who will get a drink with me
eh_d wrote:From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:COME TO OCEANSIDE AND DRINK WITH ME AND VERNON
wtf i thought you were pme you aren't pme?
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Re: who will get a drink with me
i have to meet my sweeitie up here for this dumb thing later. the more i think about how much i' drather go home instead, i'm going to get soiled depends drunk before i show up.
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Re: who will get a drink with me
You better acknowledge the trademark, son; unless you wanna be dragged to court in Winnipeg. Aaaaand I don't think ANYBODY wants that.neckbeard wrote: i'm going to get soiled depends drunk before i show up.
Edit: Pick an argument with another table or get too drunk that they can't legally serve you any longer. Mouthing off to the cute hostess will also work, especially if the creepy assistant manager is nearby. Those dudes like to use such occasions to impress the young does they hope to bed after the shift drink.
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Re: who will get a drink with me
Getting drunk
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Re: who will get a drink with me
Can I get black-out drunk and piss on your couch?
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Re: who will get a drink with me
Can I get black out drunk and puke under your pool table before passing out?
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Re: who will get a drink with me
somehow I knew this thread would have things about it that might apply to me...well, time for a drink...before a toke!
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Re: who will get a drink with me
I will? are you in long beach? or up here?
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Re: who will get a drink with me
I would but I gotta keep it local.
Hey Ben, whatever you were trying to send me didn't work. Will it make me hard??
Hey Ben, whatever you were trying to send me didn't work. Will it make me hard??
turn these off meatman.
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Re: who will get a drink with me
I"ll have you know I didn't get home till 12:15 last nightRosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Between 7 and 10? Hahaha pussy hours. Fuck you man.
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Re: who will get a drink with me
Gah i missed this post by like 2 minutesMasochrism wrote:I will? are you in long beach? or up here?
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Re: who will get a drink with me
Fuck. I woulda! See you tonight?
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