The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames)

[guardianoftheblind]

i'm probably in the minority but tomb raider should be fun as well

[guardianoftheblind]

[The Schwartz]

I think it does look fun but a small tittied Lara Croft is no friend of mine

[guardianoftheblind]

stupid developers can't understand our needs

[The Schwartz]

she seriously looks like a grad school drop out peace corp vegan dyke in the new game. My Lara Croft rape fantasies are supposed to be boner fueled not hate fueled god damnit

[The Schwartz]

speaking of which who's with me!? NEXT WEEK

if only there was a way to get this for under 20 bucks on launch

[Spooky Apparition]

i'm probably in the minority but tomb raider should be fun as well

IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT


nah i think that has a lot of potential. i like that rather than levels, it's sort of semi-open world with different hubs to explore, gain new abilities and what not. people were calling it an uncharted ripoff right away but it sounds like there are a lot of differences (and boobs [although small boobs as schwartz astutely pointed out])

[guardianoftheblind]

no i was kidding it looks awesome

[Spooky Apparition]

oh yeah i know, i was talking about tomb raider there.

although weirdly i guess that post could apply to the last of us as well

[Spooky Apparition]

speaking of which who's with me!? NEXT WEEK

if only there was a way to get this for under 20 bucks on launch

are those the actual costumes you can wear in the game? probably go with the third from the left

[guardianoftheblind]

oh and FYI uncharted 1 SUCKS so far. i mean, i guess it's playable, but there's so much wrong with it

definitely looking forward to 2 and 3 though

[Comrade Slinky]

Yeah I really dug uc2, decided to go back and try uc1. big mistake.

[guardianoftheblind]

it's such a chore

[The Bill]

Hated UC1, love UC2. 3 was pretty good.

Finished WET. While I actually did enjoy myself here and there I do not recommend any of you play it ever. It getting sold back for real this time.

[Wang Mandu]

so it turns out that first demo of the last of us was almost completely unscripted, which people at first refused to believe because the enemy's reactions were so complex. it looks like pure stealth is an option in a lot of cases, and maybe encouraged. this game is going to be awesome

Alright, that does sound a lot better. I want options and if ND delivers that, I'm on board. Still worried that little kid is going to be a sappy disaster. I generally can't stand child characters but think they're done well in Fallout 3 (or was it NV that has the Little Rascals type militia?) and the Yakuza games.

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Just no monster / supernatural twists please

[james]

[The Schwartz]

I just can't get into lolipop chainsaw. Games where theyŗe just shoving your face in the main characters ass the whole time going ISN'T SHE HOT??? SEE??? ISN'T SHE HOT??? tend to be crappy.

yea in no way am I excited for it or even think it's going to be good. but it will be good for one cheap mindless playthrough
and the only bit of interest I have is because James Gunn wrote it. He can be extremely annoying as a person but I tend to love his movies

the chick at my gamestop keeps smothering with the game trying to get everybody to preorder it bragging about getting all of the guys who work there to get excited for it
I think I picked up Max Payne 3 and asked if I wanted to preorder it since "I must like violent hack/slash games." I refused to even respond, asked for my game, and walked away.

So I pretty much already hate the game anyways

[spacehamster]

Is there any evidence at all that this game is going to be good? I'm not aware of any.

[the awesome Assassin]

Is there any evidence at all that this game is going to be good? I'm not aware of any.

Don't do something permanently stupid just because you're temporarily upset...

[guardianoftheblind]

dude you can't play just cause 2 and expect any kind of connection to reality whatsoever.

just finished UC1. what a mess review should only take 30 mins. shit writes itself.

[the awesome Assassin]

I may be a bit rusty, but if the world ever needs me to climb into a triangle and shoot asteroids, I'm ready...

[The Schwartz]

wtf I still really enjoyed UC1 I don't know what the serious hate is about

[Necrometer]

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backed

[copstache]

SNGTFY

[Necrometer]

can I get a trigger warning at least!?!?

the internet went fucking crazy over that video - basically trashing her wiki and messaging her with endless death/rape threads