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I would say <.01%
I also doubt they ever set foot in an outhouse come to think of it...
I also think they missed school the day they taught prepositions...that chick is cleared OUTSIDE the outhouse




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+1 for rape ghoul wearin' a twisty cap

shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....

they may have HEARD OF the existence of vaginas

Zero, did you do the artwork for their split album???



I cunt find a bigger ones.

Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.

doggie does not look amused:

F/K/A HAPF wrote:Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.

since the guitarist only looks 9, i think fingerbangin 4 year olds is legal tender

valgalder wrote:Zero, did you do the artwork for their split album???



I cunt find a bigger ones.

You think Century Media could dust 'em with some mascara, and make that disk marketable?

soiled depends wrote:shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....

I think singerdoode took his dad's pinstriped business suit slack to the tailor and altered for brutal stage wear.

raped victim is wearing cherry red 5" fuck me pumps

1. No
666. Yes

Zerohero wrote:

F/K/A HAPF wrote:Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.

since the guitarist only looks 9, i think fingerbangin 4 year olds is legal tender

huhhuhhuh you said tender.

I can't stop laughing at that guy on the left. He looks like a 12 year old girl.

soiled depends wrote:shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....

they could just be wearing super low cut sox.

cuz you know, the ladies don't like sock tan lines

Upcoming Shows
Mar 13 Gold Crown Billiards
Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza

worsethanuseless wrote:Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza

that's the venue i want to play at!

worsethanuseless wrote:Upcoming Shows
Mar 13 Gold Crown Billiards
Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza

I thought Deathmetal pizza was like a take out place...

Degree Absolute wrote:I can't stop laughing at that guy on the left. He looks like a 12 year old girl.

I seriously thought the vocalist in a Chicago-based death metal band was a chick, to the point that I was about to go try to buy him/her/it a drink... then good sense prevailed.
(Actually, the late Lord Abortion intervened...)

How trashed were you when that happened?

There is an actual show, showcase, what ever the fuck it is at Hoek's during SXSW, Kill The Client is apparently playing that crap as well... complete facepalm for me.

What are the odds that the "artist" for that cover graphic is still in 6th grade?

Degree Absolute wrote:How trashed were you when that happened?

We'd spent the entire previous day drinking, and had started at 10:45 that morning. This was one of the Central Illinois Metalfests... though the year escapes me. I remember Origin and Embalmer were on the ticket... maybe 2005?

By that time, I was destroyed and floating in booze.

baconrebellion wrote:they may have HEARD OF the existence of vaginas

I'm pretty sure they're a myth.

actually played a track or two...

sounds about par for the genre, which ain't saying much for the genre.

4/9 cans of sockless brutality