Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
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Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
Maybe his girlfriend can breast feed him.
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Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
I will 100% fully fund a modest place for him to live
IF
he lives there with Bobby Thurber AND there's cameras on ALL THE TIME
IF
he lives there with Bobby Thurber AND there's cameras on ALL THE TIME
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Get a place with a basement and add Kaka.Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:12 pm I will 100% fully fund a modest place for him to live
IF
he lives there with Bobby Thurber AND there's cameras on ALL THE TIME
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okay man this is starting to shape up
Is it a reality show like Big Brother or The Real World?
Or maybe a slow-burn found footage story slowly leading towards one murdering the other two.
I can see a plot like "A Simple Plan" where Thurber kills his two best friends because he thinks he can exchange kaka's hoard of PornTokens for gamestop store credit and doesn't realize his mistake until it's too late.
Maybe it's about a revolution where Dwyer and Thurber try to seize the means of production to distribute PornTokens evenly, but Kaka is the only one who understands how it works...
Is it a reality show like Big Brother or The Real World?
Or maybe a slow-burn found footage story slowly leading towards one murdering the other two.
I can see a plot like "A Simple Plan" where Thurber kills his two best friends because he thinks he can exchange kaka's hoard of PornTokens for gamestop store credit and doesn't realize his mistake until it's too late.
Maybe it's about a revolution where Dwyer and Thurber try to seize the means of production to distribute PornTokens evenly, but Kaka is the only one who understands how it works...
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Is Thurber still alive?
THURBOFLEXING in the Pathos van, with Dwyer in the background flatbed scanning/inkjet printing Disgorge booklets.
THURBOFLEXING in the Pathos van, with Dwyer in the background flatbed scanning/inkjet printing Disgorge booklets.
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livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
He is getting evicted from his storage unit today
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Is there any way this can be filmed?
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Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
No reason for anyone to be homeless.get your fucking shit together or die.
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brutal, but, not too inaccurate...
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I'm pretty sure Jeff Bezos is going to bail him out.
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livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Re: Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious
It's hard to feel sorry for a guy who was notorious for ripping people off, though.
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"Sir, he's bankrupted himself, he's completely unstable - frankly, I don't think the board -"
"THAT MAN WAS SELLING TO BRUTAL SLAM TO FUNERAL DOOM FANS BEFORE YOU WERE FUCKING BORN, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU FIND DWYER AND GET HIM BACK ON HIS FEET OR I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN - "
"Sir I'm sorry to interrupt, it's someone from The Expanse writer's room for you on line 3..."
"Thank you Suzanne. Yes hello? Yes. Fire him then, it's my show now. No, because Snape killed Dumbledore. I don't care! Season 6 takes place at Hogwarts, end of discussion, DO YOUR JOB AND FIGURE IT OUT."
"THAT MAN WAS SELLING TO BRUTAL SLAM TO FUNERAL DOOM FANS BEFORE YOU WERE FUCKING BORN, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU FIND DWYER AND GET HIM BACK ON HIS FEET OR I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN - "
"Sir I'm sorry to interrupt, it's someone from The Expanse writer's room for you on line 3..."
"Thank you Suzanne. Yes hello? Yes. Fire him then, it's my show now. No, because Snape killed Dumbledore. I don't care! Season 6 takes place at Hogwarts, end of discussion, DO YOUR JOB AND FIGURE IT OUT."
livid dealer wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)
AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Thanks for reminding me that Bezos saved The Expanse. I guess he's not totally awful.
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Dwyer was arrested for assault a couple years ago. Can someone please find the mugshot?
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can you.. refrain from doing thiszombiehead wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:12 pm Dwyer was arrested for assault a couple years ago. Can someone please find the mugshot?
just this once
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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I have 8 children.
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I don't really have it in me to laugh at misfortune anymore but then he had to go and say this
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Pathosproductions.com redirects to his personal Discogs.com profile.
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18 bucks for an Internal Bleeding CD? I guess you gotta cash in from their drummer dying. Classy.